Idc If It Breaks My Phone, Do It.

HELP I WAS LISTENING TO THIS AT 2AM AND TRIED TO TURN OFF MY PHONE BUT ACCIDENTALLY MAXED OUT THE VOLUME SO MY ENTIRE FAMILY JUST HEARS "POISON!" (WITH VOICE CRACK) PLAY FROM MY ROOM😭

i feel like hazbin tumblr should see this

(the audio is from a few weeks ago when i was drunk💀)

Here have some knowledge:

You can put legos and board games in the fridge

No one's forcing you to put milk in your cereal every time. You can put soda, juice, water, gatorade, coffee, and other such liquids.

It's legal in some state(s) to cannibalize. How you get the meat is usually illegal. But the eating isn't.

You can likely stab your ceiling with a knife.

The average human can stare into a mirror for 10 minutes before experiencing some weird stuff.

I LOVE THESE TWO SM

shapes to fill the empty space

angel has never experienced a healthy relationship with his sexuality.

when he was alive, he would have had to hide it; maybe a few chaste kisses with guys here and there, maybe a single trip to a basement bar that required knowing the right people and the right password- but never anything substantial, or open, or fulfilling. and even if he could have those experiences, they were dangerous; he’s the son of a high power mob boss, and angel cares so much about his family- about molly- that he would never do anything to jeopardize that.

so when he gets to hell, he’s vulnerable. he’s pent up. he’s spent thirty years in life suppressing his sexuality- but here, with all of the other queers? with all of the people like him? he experiments, and gets a rush because it’s new, and he’s new, and shiny, and easy to manipulate. he has a new body that he needs to understand, anyway, right? there’s no harm in trying things out.

and when valentino gets a whiff of him, when he sees a sparkling new sinner ready and willing to learn in death what he could never have in life, he easily jumps in for the kill.

angel’s foundation of his sexuality is manipulated. it’s not until he meets husk that he, for the first time since he was born, since he was alive, has a sexual experience that’s founded on consent and his pleasure, not just what he’s supposed to like. and that’s terrifying, but it brings its own thrill at the same time. husk is the first person to care about him in public, in ways angel didn’t know he needed, in ways not just focused on coercion or obligation.

Who's the blue guy?

I love these gay robots

Reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box

Always

Please tell me this is real

hazbin hotel character twitters

angel going ‘hey babe, watch this’ and doing a death drop and husk spends at least five seconds thinking angel just snapped his leg and died right in front of him

Life Weaver is eerily close to Wife Leaver for a reason

my wife