This Is Exactly How Nerdy Coulpes Function. Prove. Me. Wrong.

Before Forever & Ever - part 1 (part 2) (part 3)

Happy new year! I made a silly fronnie comic over the holidays 💙🧡

reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

Everyone loves to bitch to the bartender in other languages. Unfortunately/Fortunately for them their bartender understands them. Vaggie was just talking to herself in Spanish, when Husk responded she almost hit the roof.

Angel continues to try and say the filthiest things in Italian to get a reaction. Husk just responds in any language but English or Italian. Sometimes it sounds like he's flirting back?

Charlie keeps trying to get him to teach classes, he refuses, but he does offer to teach her a few phrases here and there, mostly Spanish to impress Vaggie.

Thinking about the fact that blitzo is at the perfect height to literally kick stolas's ass

😴~

Drawing stolitz because I need it.

ok i got into hazbin hotel(it was really only a matter of time before i fell really) and i love husk and angel as a pairing but i hate how people handle the age gap in fics(angel being 30 something and husk being in his 70s when they died(let's repeat, both Super Dead(and also fictional) with a maybe 10 year age gap when living). most people just age down husk in fics, rather than aging up angel. well it's a god damn shame. i want angel panicking because he's "passed his prime" and husk being like 😑. i want them to be in their sixties and attending the stonewall riots. i want them to bicker and be an old married couple. is that to much to ask??

Can someone help I cannot understand how casey works into the tmnt lore and hoe the 2012 Mutant Apocalypse work I cannot figure it out for some reason.

I was reading fanfiction and looking at fanart again, and while I find grumpy lover Blitzø funny, I don't think he's a grumpy lover. Have you seen the way he treats people he cares about?

My guy is literally ALWAYS doting on Loona. Constantly giving her affection, constantly giving her gifts, stopping whatever he's doing to go and help her, constantly protecting her, need I go on? Shes literally the only one he actually isn't a jackass to. Like, she can be completely awful, and here he is, defending her no matter what.

With Barbie Wire, while he did sabotage her job, he never once went out of his way to be mean to her, just insulting the people she works with and only getting mad at her because she didn't tell him he was out of rehab. And from what we can see, his is very clingy to her, to the point where it was annoying.

He was a dick to Fizzarolli, but that was before they knew what was going on and when they made up, he's affectionately mean to him and is determined FLABBERGASTED at the way Mammon spoke to Fizz. Like, bro had to take off his glasses to hear that shit.

Honestly, he's a dick to Moxxie, but paying closer attention stuff you can also see that he's still incredibly clingy to him and cares about him a lot, even if he finds him annoying (but also wants to sleep with him and Millie, and literally stalking.???? Yeah, ik it's cuz he wants what they have, but hope the show addresses that instead of it just being used as a joke). I think Moxxie is one of the reasons the fandom believes that he'd be a grumpy lover, but I think it's more about their personality clashes. Blitzø is a Chaotic shit-talking jackass who has crazy ideas for shit, while Moxxie is more reasonable, nervous, and down to earth, which Blitzø believes to be annoying.

For Millie, well, we don't see them have one-on-one interactions much (plz give Millie more attention she's literally so wonderful) but from what we can see, he thinks very positively of Milie and their on great terms, with both of them giving each other nicknames and them enabling each others chaotic behavior. The only downsides that I can see their friendship having is the fact that Blitzø literally stocks her and Moxxie and sexually fantasizes about her, despite Moxxie and Millie being married. Also, Millie referring to Loona as "her bosses hellhound" and treating Loona like a dog, but in the show, Blitzø has only seen her do that once and corrected her once, so I don't think he knows much about that.

This has turned into me analyzing Blitzø's close friendships, and sorry for getting off topic, but talking about how Blitzø would be annoyingly affectionate with Stolas again! From all this, I imagine that if Blitzø and Stolas ever did get into a relationship and get past all their bullshit and trauma, Blitzø would literally just be like, "Oh my Satan, haiiiii😍😍😍😍😍😍😊😊😊😊😊😊❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ how's my favorite prince doing 😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚I got you flowers and mice because ily so much❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️. Remeber to take care of yourself and take your meds 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺I love you🥰🥰🥰🥰☺️☺️☺️😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️"

SCREAMING AND CRYING AT THE FACT THAT THEY’RE JUST OUT HERE FLIRTING ON THE BATTLEFIELD

AueggUfgYueggah remind me to never have monster on an empty stomach again

"I said stop it's making h****"

He said STOP!