I Prefer Mabifica A Lot More Over Dipcifica Mainly Due To What The Pines Twins Would Want In A Hypothetical

Okay, I was thinking of the mystery trio when I came up with this and I'd sort them this way:

Bill: Ford obviously

Steve: Stanley because Bill and Steve are cousins (I like that headcannon)

Pou: Fiddleford, as I'd imagine pou's and bill's friendship is close, similar to the fords

Keep in mind that I don't imagine Triple T to be directly paralleling the mystery trio as closely as the pines twins paralleling the Stan twins, as I imagine them to be quite different, but there's echos.

Came up with this idea today so here

Triple Trouble Triangles! Or Triple T for short

Seawatt from parkour civilization is a wild choice and I'm here for it

I HAVE A NEW ART CHALLENGE

Draw your favorite villian that died in the theraprism of tbob and with tha premise you can continue with anythkng you like.

I did this with Seawatt from Parkour Civilization.

I hope you like the idea!!

Bill called... He's crying bcuz y'all wouldn't let him judge his own twerk off

Fuck you, so what if I know sixer? Everyone does!

You. Literally. Brain. "Blasted". Him. You're biased and it won't be a true twerk-off if you judge.

That's- That is SO not fair! It's my twerk-off, why, I should be allowed to judge it, you- you-

I do have a feeling the reason Axolotl send Bill to the theraprism is due to them KNOWING that Bill refuses to change ergo it's basically his version of hell. They knew that actual hell would be too fun for Bill so they had to take matters into their own hands lol

I really hate Bill redemption aus cuz. 1) It literally erases the point of his character: he's fucking irredeemable. Cuz he refuses to acknowledge and take accountability for his actions and his own problems to ever get to the point where he'd be willing to give changing a try. He's irredeemable because he refuses to change!!! His sad backstory that he regrets isn't a redeemable quality. Cuz yea he might feel bad about it, but he refuses to acknowledge his guilt + he had one trillion years to make up for it but he never fucking did. God forbid an irredeemable villain have a sad backstory without it being seen as a reason/an excuse to redeem them in the fandom. 2) those aus make it the Pines' responsibility to 'help redeem him'. After EVERYTHING he's put them through I don't think they should have to deal with him anymore, sorry not sorry. You know how in canon the Pines basically threaten him if he ever dares to come back? Yea we should keep it that way IMO. Idc if he's powerless now I think they should throw him in the bottomless pit. And 3) After everything he's done I don't think he DESERVES a redemption arc. I'm all for redemption arcs but I genuinely believe some characters don't deserve it. Bill's one of them. He's crossed the line and done vile and heinous shit way too many times to deserve a second chance.

Man I think the Axolotl is too kind for their own good like, I get they have good intentions and only want to help him, but damn give up on that fucking triangle already!! He's not changing!!

Honestly let him rot in the Theraprism for the rest of eternity, he deserves it

@definitelybendy

what you wanted

"You can't just form opinions on ships based on headcanons!!!"

My brother in Christ, the entirety of shipping culture is based on headcanons, let people be if you disagree with them and move on with your life.

I've officially lost it.

"Fiddle"Ford??

Hard-on??

McSuckIt???

Alex Hirsh, we hear you loud and clea- wait what do you mean it's not canon???

Luke warm take: Handyman au is a little shit because of this factor and if you truly wanted to redeem Bill, he shouldn't be allowed to be anywhere close to Ford or the pines family in gen. He traumatized them and he shouldn't get the reward of retraumatising them again just because he's not advocating for genocide anymore.

I hate fics that redeem Bill and make him get back together with Ford. Like no. Ford should never have to deal with his fucking abuser even again, even if Bill did change (which will never happen in canon btw) I still don't think they should get back together cuz Ford deserves to heal and move on. I also hate when those fics make Stan joke about it and make Mabel a B1llford shipper like no. Stan would not fucking joke about his brother's physically and psychological abuse, he would not joke about Ford's lowest/worst/darkest point in his entire life which is Fucking Bill. And no Mabel wouldn't ship/like B1llford she canoncly tells Bill to get over Ford and leave him alone and that if she ever saw him again she'll eat him like the fucking dorito he is. She hates him!! And she has every right to!!

They all basically tell him to get lost. They all hate him!! And they got every damn right to!! They got ever right to hate the person (demon) who hurt, abused and tried to kill them and their family and he doesn't deserve their forgiveness

If there is one thing that I wish the entirety of gravity falls' fandom all knew is that Ford was not trying to separate Dipper and Mabel before weirdmageddon. Especially not for a dumb reason like "He's self projecting onto them too hard"

Because

1) Mabel resembling Stan??? Not only is every cannon interaction between them positive, but even if Mabel reminds him of Stan, she would remind him of the version of Stan that didn't ruin his future, just the version that liked fun and cared. The version he very dearly misses.

2) Where in the show does it indicate he doesn't apprentice her for such a reason?? Is it just headcannon?

Because one thing the show makes abundantly clear is that Ford has major trust issues due to his trauma. I wouldn't blame him, as his main and really only support system after Fiddleford's portal incident ended up wanting to tear his world apart due to their strong denial. That is a tangent I won't be getting into. BUT the show could not make it clearer he has difficulty trusting.

The reason he would want to apprentice Dipper is because he showed him a deep paranoia that he also shared, and since Ford learned that paranoia is good as it keeps you alive from Bill, this is a great thing. That's why he praises Dipper for almost memory wiping him, as he saw Dipper capable of defending himself against Bill Cypher's manipulation. Also, in the episode that Ford proposes that Dipper should be his apprentice, Dipper also proved he could handle highly dangerous situations, meaning he could handle some of the things Ford learned to handle. Dipper showed Ford he could be trusted as he wouldn't get manipulated by Bill or be killed by the environment.

Mabel, while he really likes that kid, is very emotional and empathetic. One thought I could very easily see Ford thinking is "Mabel could very easily be manipulated by Bill Cypher" She might have the physical might (refer to the mabelcorn episode) but it alone cannot protect her from Bill, as he is a MANIPULATOR. What if he reveals information to her that could be fuel to Bill's manipulation? Being Ford's apprentice would mean that you are likely to deal with Bill too because he just won't stop tormenting him, and saw that Dipper was the only one that could truly handle the dangers of Bill Cypher. If Bill somehow possesses him, he knows Dipper would do the right thing, and he knows Mabel would hesitate.

Separating them was a consequence he didn't forsee as his reasoning for offering apprenticeship to Dipper had nothing to do with the twins' relationship, and it would make Mabel trusting BlendinBill because Ford told nothing to Mabel that much more thematically better. The show is about trust, and due to Ford's lack of trust in his family, it ended up endangering them.

Tell me, what is more satisfying? Ford maliciously trying to create a gap between the twins for no good reason or a traumatised Ford with trust issues learning to trust? THE ENTIRETY OF THE WEIRDMAGEDDON TRILOGY IS ABOUT TRUST, WHY WOULD IT BE KICK-STARTED BY ANYTHING THAT ISN'T TRUST RELATED?????