It’s Fun To Think That Yes, Even Though The Federation Has Been Formed And Everyone’s Allies Now,

Idea that once human movies and tv series becomes accessible to the rest of the universe they immediately have to get re-called and re-regulated by the federation.

Like, the Andorians thought they had sexy romance shows, but then the terrans come along and now you've got angry zhavey's, shreya's, charan's, and thavan's calling in concerned on what their teenagers are watching.

And this especially applies to horror movies, Klingon space gets access to some classics and figure they'll sit around and laugh at the silly human horror. Cut to one Texas Chainsaw Massacre marathon later and now some human captain's are reporting that the Klingons are looking at them weirdly, like they almost seem... nervous of them?

Same thing goes for when Vulcans begin to approach human crewmates to ask how they manage to keep their children away from "The animated blue kanine and the female pink sus scrofa domesticus?"

Ferenginar just has a flatout ban against any and all talent/contest shows. To win profit just for having a talent? For showing good teamwork? Without any cheating or lying? Disgraceful media. (Although they would appreciate the trick of adding a sob backstory to gain more sympathy votes)

"Somebody needs to do something about Sephora 10-year-olds...these i-pad babies are so rude and don't do what they're told....oh my God, these kids can't read and have no social skills...Ugh, look at these little consumers and their Stanley Cups."

I am, in fact, actively worried for these children and I refuse to hate them for the ways that society, as a whole, has failed them.

I love Adam and Michael talking in enochian to each other, but i propose:

Post-cage Michael teaching Adam enochian just cause Adam asks and finally there's a day where Adam says like a sentence correctly or something and Michael is just all gooey eyed listening to him repeatedly say "O Michael hath faith for I am your sword" over and over and over again all while smiling like an idiot.

if i may,

the other archangels (or angels in general) see Michael in absolute distress and utterly wrecked and think "oh Michael's old vessel keeps bothering him, geeze that other half-Winchester must really be a terrible disgusting human and their time together must have been horri-" and then Michael smashes them into a wall. His eyes are not glowing in the powerful all-powerful way, their glowing in the way of someone who's lost their other half. He has tear stains because the one person who made him feel something, the one who taught him to love himself again, the only ONE that understood him and didn't judge him and treated him normally instead of a terrifying creature of God.

He doesn't beat the shit out of any angels for talking shit about his human though, because that's not what Adam would've wanted for him.

But one wrong word and he's ready to burn the whole empty down and tear it apart just to find Adam again, and hopefully explain everything to him. hoping to be held in Adam's soul embrace once more for all eternity.

sorry the mental image of adam sending a tentative prayer to michael asking him where he is and if he's doing okay and to come back soon after waking up post-15x19 and michael hearing it in the empty and growing so increasingly agitated that even the other archangels start to stay clear of him is taking up my entire brain. as if it's my fault

No but seriously, this scene.

Its driving me insane that Adam was so ready, he was just so willing to become Michael's vessel that even Zacariah was like "Huh?"

And yeah, I know he was just excited to get his mother back but still he's smiling. All after being told that he literally won't be in control of his body during the fucking apocalypse and his physical body will be fighting the actual devil and he's still smiling for Michael!!!

Someone else please chip in and use better words to describe this because rn I'm currently incoherent and need to be sedated.

Putting this out into the world cause I’m bored and why not

Midam girlies, Discuss.

I have to imagine that Kirk and Spock’s wedding was the biggest thing to happen in the quadrant that entire year! Everyone and their mother heard about the wedding announcement between the great captain James T Kirk and his first officer S’chn T’gai Spock. It must have been live-streamed or whatever the Star Trek equivalent of that is, humanity cheered and watched on excitedly, all Vulcan children probably got the day off school, this was framed in both their histories as a collective “second first-contact moment”. A bajillion Starfleet officers, captains, and admirals must have been in attendance to watch the ceremony and stay for the afterparty. Bones and Uhura stood as Kirk and Spock’s best man respectively, Pike officiated and cried many happy dad tears. In fact, countless tears were shed by the original crew of the enterprise and almost everyone in attendance (Bones denied the allegations but Scotty’s got photo evidence). Chekov got stupidly drunk at the after party along with a tipsy Sulu, who also managed to snap a quick photo of Spock and Kirk looking incredibly flushed and happy sitting together

Genuinely believe they'd start barking if someone got too flirty or touchy with their cat-coded boyfriends <3 Then just smile and nuzzle them close like nothing ever happened, meanwhile Sam and Cas are like "TF was that???"

If the fandom agreed with me on the idea that it does not matter what they look like they'd act like in a relationship, Dean & Gabriel would follow their boyfriends Castiel & Sam like dogs and absolutely would follow them any time they leave a room no matter why. Gabriel would even whine if Sam was going to the bathroom and didn't let him in. Dean would hover if Castiel made food and practically beg for some. Like he'd start doing tricks.

Can the world agree with me I think this'd be a nice little tidbit

THESE DEFINITELY DO SUPPLY!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ THIS AJNXBSNCEIGONEUGFDJ-

Lemme set the scene,

It’s late at night, all the lights in their house are turned off except for a lamp near the couch, Adam’s lying against Michael back to chest and his eyes are slowly starting to blink closed as the colours on the tv begin to blur. He tries to keep himself awake by explaining what’s happening on the show to Michael, but Michael is only partly paying attention. He’s looking down at the top of Adam’s head and looking at every little strand of hair, wondering what they feel like.

Slowly, Michael places his hand in Adam’s hair and start to card his fingers through, just barely scratching his scalp making sure not to hurt his husband. Adam is too tired to realise that there’s a hand in his hair but Michael seems to have that angelic touch (pun intended) because he’s starts slowly loosing his words and the harder Michael scratches that one spot with his unusually soft fingers, the more Adam just sinks into Michael’s form until he’s absolutely melted and at full mercy of the archangels hands.

He doesn’t realise that him talking has just become little sounds of contentment *cough cough* moaning *cough cough* As he tilts his head back to help Michael get to the bottom of his head he outright whines “Michael~”

He feels the hand stop and hears a little chuckle above him, he opens his eyes and sees Michael looking down at him with pure devotion and love and obsession and-

Queue, flustered Adam😌

*crawling down your hallway and knocking on your door intensely* BESTIE BABES WAKE UP!

I NEED MORE MIDAM CONTENT AT THIS EXACT MOMENT!!!!!

(I did this with my sabriel post and you guys delivered, so drop any headcanons, or really anything at this point I'm desperate- And I'll reply or add onto them)

Honestly, no wonder Michael abandoned everything for Adam. This dude asks you to spend existence with him while he lovingly helps you through your daddy issues, shit I’d leave too😍

rewatching Another Life and am being forcefully reminded of the fact that jake abel is hot as shit