I Have My Own Personal Headcanon That In The Star Trek Universe Human Musicals Are EXTREMELY Popular

It’s so funny re-watching some episodes of enterprise because while Archers trying to form an alliance and prevent a war from happening Shran’s just trying so desperately to get into Archers pants.

Talas is literally dying in sickbay and he’s over in Archer’s quarters playfully flirting and obviously checking him out and using something I can only describe as bedroom eyes to try and woo the pink skin.

Archer shaking Shran’s hand thinking they just agreed to become allies with the Andorians 🤝 Shran shaking Archer’s hand thinking about all the ways he’s gonna wife him up and get him pregnant probably

Oh, I think we can Travis, Shran's actually offered several times already. He's first in line.

Don't even get me started on the whole Ushaan fight cause we all know that was just a kink, right? right?

Aww taking care of your husbands remains ☺️💙

maybe it's just a pet peeve of mine but i've always hated seeing adam and michael shipped while michael's in his black-haired blue-eyed vessel because that body....is literally john winchester's

Something I picked up on while rewatching “Little Green Men” S4:E7

When the humans go to greet the Ferengi and we see that their UT’s aren’t working and they all do the head bangy thing Rom and Nog only do it to one side of their head with one hand while Quark uses both hands and hits both sides of his head/both his ears

And when we turn and see the humans copying them all the men copy Rom and Nog and only use one hand, but the lady copy’s Quark and uses both her hands, and only later when Quark switches to use just one hand does she follow and they all use one hand.

Again later in the episode the nurse and her fiancée have a conversation about the three of them possibly being family. They correctly identify Rom and Nog as being father and son but then she points out that Quark could be the mother to which he immediately agrees, switches pronouns, and calls Quark out saying, “If she is the mother, she’s quite a shrew.”

Idk if I had a genuine point to all this aside from a shout out to this legend of a couple and specifically nurse Garland for recognizing the pure feminine energy radiating off of Quark at all times.

Side note: Love that she absolutely clocks Quark's “My hero” moment towards Odo with that look on her face, meanwhile her fiancé is just freaking out trying to wrap his mind around whatever the hell Odo is in the background

An idea that spawned from @red-cicada’s post about old Herbert and Dan getting the recognition they deserve after finally perfecting their re-agent (Here)

What if when they get interviewed about their work all the interviewers very quickly realise that they both have to be put together during all interviews, press conferences, and public questionings because nobody - and I mean nobody - wants to be in the same room as Mr. West cause he is without a doubt the meanest old man and he will chew everyone inside of the room out with insults within the very first minute of sitting down and the only way to keep him semi-under control is to have his husband with him at all times, and Mr. Cain can’t really be left alone either because he always acts like he’s got something to hide, especially when asked about how their formula came to be.

"Huh weird" - All the interviewers say ignoring the beads of sweat coming off of Dan and avoiding Herbert's gaze entirely

You guys ever think that Odo sometimes gets cuteness aggression with Quark? Like he's just "detaining" him one day and wraps his goo-appendage arms around Quark and squeezes him so tight that Quark literally cannot breathe. It's okay though because Quark just thinks that one of two things are happening, 1. Odo's finally killing him for real this time or 2. Odo's just really weird and bad at BDSM

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Has anyone done one of those in-depth Midam analysis posts about Jabels hot wings video yet? I feel like I sound crazy but I haven’t seen anything in the Midam tag soooooooo

That vid had so much in it and I know that we all talk about the tags ‘Spicier than your latest fanfic’ and even the goddamn title ‘things get hot between Adam&Michael’ and I understand that, yes. Jake Abel is an insane man for this. But you know what, so am I.

And Guys, I know you’re all absolutely fantastic at cracking these boys wide open in our rants so please please down on my knees begging somebody put that video under a microscope and inspect them and all their talky-talk interactions.

So, since its canon that Odo reads shitty romance novels do you think that one day like Julian recommends him pride & prejudice and he goes and reads it. Has a realization. And then doesn't interact with Quark for like a week. shhhh leave him alone let the goo man figure out the complex enemies to lover's relationship he's in with The Worst Option Possible™

I think the reason no-one on DS9 ever tried to make Odo and Quark get along is because the sheer amount of chaos power that they would wield if they'd got along with one another would bring the station to a fiery and destructive end.

I mean you all saw that little moment at the end One Little Ship (S6E14) where Odo was messing with Bashir and O'Brien about their height and Quark just sensed his mischievous energy from across the bar and saddled up next to him to join along the fun and they giggled together about it, those two would ruin countless lives.

NSFW Destiel Headcanon:

The first time they had sex Dean cried after he came. He got super embarrassed about it almost immediately after because he’s never reacted like that before, and Cas immediately thought he had done something wrong. Dean assured him it was just him being stupidly overwhelmed by emotions, yep nothing to worry about he definitely won’t ever do it again *wink wink* Cas will never tell him, but Dean looked very pretty with watery green eyes and a blushing face.

(If you have any fic recs that have this happening pls comment them) 👍

(On the same note if your writing any fics based on this idea pls link and credit them to me) 👍