Can We Talk About How In S3E7 Civil Defense There Was Literally No Reason For Quark To Stay With Odo.

It’s so funny re-watching some episodes of enterprise because while Archers trying to form an alliance and prevent a war from happening Shran’s just trying so desperately to get into Archers pants.

Talas is literally dying in sickbay and he’s over in Archer’s quarters playfully flirting and obviously checking him out and using something I can only describe as bedroom eyes to try and woo the pink skin.

Archer shaking Shran’s hand thinking they just agreed to become allies with the Andorians 🤝 Shran shaking Archer’s hand thinking about all the ways he’s gonna wife him up and get him pregnant probably

Oh, I think we can Travis, Shran's actually offered several times already. He's first in line.

Don't even get me started on the whole Ushaan fight cause we all know that was just a kink, right? right?

Aww taking care of your husbands remains ☺️💙

I wake up to rant about my favourite little guys to only find out that everyone else is asleep✌️😔

Doing the Spnblr night shift (being a Supernatural blogger not living in the US)

You guys ever think that Odo sometimes gets cuteness aggression with Quark? Like he's just "detaining" him one day and wraps his goo-appendage arms around Quark and squeezes him so tight that Quark literally cannot breathe. It's okay though because Quark just thinks that one of two things are happening, 1. Odo's finally killing him for real this time or 2. Odo's just really weird and bad at BDSM

That soft little “You’re going to leave me?” Quark whimpers after Odo says he’s giving to climb the mountain by himself, they’re so pathetic❤️❤️❤️🥺🥺🥺

Concept of Julian Bashir on Cardassia working in hospitals and constantly having like 12 Cardassian babies hanging off of him for the heat that he radiates. Then he goes to pick up dinner after work from a local restaurant and the cashier’s hand lingers when handing him back his food and just kinda holds his hand for a long time marvelling at his warmth. Then he goes home to his lizard man husband who attaches himself like an invasive species as they lie in bed to fall asleep together. Julian Bashir is content.

I would just like to say that I do not simply just fall back into my Midam brain rot and infatuation.

Jake Abel himself slowly rises from his cave in the ground and carefully grips me by the cankles and drags me back into the pit with the rest of my mutuals as we all consume and share our endless insanity over them repeatedly together<3

I happen to have the headcanon that Quark is actually a really good singer, but he just doesn't do it out in the open a lot. Like Rom knows about because they grew up together and heard him all the time, Ishka once told Quark that he could "earn a living worth of latinum" by actually pursuing it as a career, Nog knows cause Quark used to sing him lullaby's when he was younger, and Jadzia probably also knows about it because she caught Quark humming and singing to himself in the bar's storeroom one day.

Anyway, all this say that when Odo walks into Quarks on an extremely crowded and lively night to find a drunk Jadzia goading various members of the crew into karaoke he stays and sits down to watch only to be finds himself complete dumbstruck when an equally tipsy Quark starts singing a slow love song in an absolutely enchanting voice. Halfway through the song they lock eyes across the room right as a particularly lovey-dovey lyric comes up. Odo doesn't dare look away from the magnetic pull of Quark's hooded eyes and enlarged pupils looking straight at him. As the soft music swells all around them the room is suddenly empty, nobody but them between these walls and the vast expanse of space and stars. Odo starts to feel himself melt and finds that it's getting harder and harder to maintain his form the longer he watches Quark and the blush filling his cheeks and his tongue dash out to wet his lips and-

The moment is over as quick as it started.

The song ends, everyone claps and cheers, the night eventually ends and compliments are thrown left and right at Quark's singing abilities.

Meanwhile Odo's trying to figure out a way to simultaneously tell Quark he's never appeared more beautiful while still somehow insulting and degrading him without actually letting him know that Odo cares.

Quarks be like:

NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone

Flash cut to Cas carrying Dean bridle-style away and his voice is just ultra deep and growly and Dean's just all: 😳🥴😍

Meanwhile John is in the background, coughing up blood on the floor and barely living because Cas knew that dean would get a little sad if John did actually die.

All I’m saying is we got to see Dean fight Castiel’s Dad it’s only fair we get to see Castiel physically fight John Winchester