Desperately Craving More Sabriel Content Guys, I Need To Inject Them Into My Blood Stream Seriously.

Genuinely believe they'd start barking if someone got too flirty or touchy with their cat-coded boyfriends <3 Then just smile and nuzzle them close like nothing ever happened, meanwhile Sam and Cas are like "TF was that???"

If the fandom agreed with me on the idea that it does not matter what they look like they'd act like in a relationship, Dean & Gabriel would follow their boyfriends Castiel & Sam like dogs and absolutely would follow them any time they leave a room no matter why. Gabriel would even whine if Sam was going to the bathroom and didn't let him in. Dean would hover if Castiel made food and practically beg for some. Like he'd start doing tricks.

Can the world agree with me I think this'd be a nice little tidbit

Love constantly witnessing new ds9 fans have the revelation that quark's outfits are actually fire and deserve to be studied and appreciated like fine art

I imagine that there's going to be a day in their future together where Dan and Herbert are having some argument about their work for the billionth time, and Hebert will bring up Meg mid-way through their argument because he's toxic like that and instead of it usually working and manipulating Dan like usual, Dan is just unfazed by it. He just casually deflects it like "c'mon Herb you know that has nothing to do with this" and he just continues making his points. But Herbert's not listening. He's stunned. He's baffled that his tactic didn't work, because bringing up Meg usually wins him their fights and at the least makes Dan storm off so they can both cool down and forget about it.

But not this time. Not today. To anyone else this it would've been obvious to see that this was going to happen eventually because it's been years since the bride and even longer since the Arkham massacre. Dan's healed, reflected, and worked on himself (Maybe not fully but you get the point). He's moved on from Meg. But Herbert hasn't.

Meg was his metaphorical fish bait to hook Dan onto and reel him back in towards Herbert. But today he's left with the sudden realization that it didn't work and it's not going to work ever again.

"Herbert are you even listening? Yknow what, I know you're not so I'm just going up to start on dinner, I'll call you when its ready."

Dan leaves.

Dan might leave him; Herbert's mind tells him. He might leave Herbert permanently, forever, his mind reels.

If Dan's gotten over Meg, then that means Herbert's lost his biggest grapple to keep Dan around when things get tense between the two of them. He has nothing to hold over Dan's head filled with a guilty conscience, nothing to hold onto Dan with.

Of course, Herbert doesn't realize that Dan's gotten over Meg, Francessca, and all other women and people because he's completely moved onto Herbert. Wonder how long it'll take him to get his thoughts in order and figure that out. Probably awhile considering that when Herbert snaps out of his funk by Dan calling "Dinner's ready!" from the kitchen he checks his watch and realizes that he's been standing in the same spot and staring into space for the past 43 minutes.

I'm of the belief that Adam could get literally any being/monster in existence to like him.

Whether it be because of his general aura of Adamness or because of The Archangel Michael standing ominously behind him monitoring the entire interaction while simultaneously threating the wrath of holyfire against whoever Adam is talking to, so the creature more or less has to make the decision of:

Be nice to this random human, 🙄👎🤮

Or Die. 😀😦💀

THESE DEFINITELY DO SUPPLY!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ THIS AJNXBSNCEIGONEUGFDJ-

Lemme set the scene,

It’s late at night, all the lights in their house are turned off except for a lamp near the couch, Adam’s lying against Michael back to chest and his eyes are slowly starting to blink closed as the colours on the tv begin to blur. He tries to keep himself awake by explaining what’s happening on the show to Michael, but Michael is only partly paying attention. He’s looking down at the top of Adam’s head and looking at every little strand of hair, wondering what they feel like.

Slowly, Michael places his hand in Adam’s hair and start to card his fingers through, just barely scratching his scalp making sure not to hurt his husband. Adam is too tired to realise that there’s a hand in his hair but Michael seems to have that angelic touch (pun intended) because he’s starts slowly loosing his words and the harder Michael scratches that one spot with his unusually soft fingers, the more Adam just sinks into Michael’s form until he’s absolutely melted and at full mercy of the archangels hands.

He doesn’t realise that him talking has just become little sounds of contentment *cough cough* moaning *cough cough* As he tilts his head back to help Michael get to the bottom of his head he outright whines “Michael~”

He feels the hand stop and hears a little chuckle above him, he opens his eyes and sees Michael looking down at him with pure devotion and love and obsession and-

Queue, flustered Adam😌

*crawling down your hallway and knocking on your door intensely* BESTIE BABES WAKE UP!

I NEED MORE MIDAM CONTENT AT THIS EXACT MOMENT!!!!!

(I did this with my sabriel post and you guys delivered, so drop any headcanons, or really anything at this point I'm desperate- And I'll reply or add onto them)

Weird take but I have huge grudge towards the background actors in the diner scene in 15x08, not throughout the entire scene but just at the end when Michael smites Lilith, when it pans around to the rest of the diner none of them look afraid enough, they all just look mildly shocked (except that one girl on the table behind Micheal when he leans over the booth, that girl look traumatized and I appreciate it) and it just takes me out of his whole 'Archangel power thing that Jabel had going on.

It’s that time again Babes!!!!

Wondering about if Adam goes back to College to get his degree but online right? So sometimes he’s on his laptop and has a book and pens spread out on a table while the tv plays shows or movies in the background. And Adam thinks that Michael won’t care because, he’s Michael. Of course he already knows everything about the human body, of course he’ll probably point out all the inaccuracies of the test Adam’s taking, of course he’ll say that Adam takes forever to learn something basic to him.

But he doesn’t.

In fact, Michael genuinely likes watching how Adam learns, he’s never gotten to see how Adam’s brain focuses on material and then process the content. It’s all very fascinating to him.

To Adam’s surprise he even helps Adam study by asking him questions about biology and stuff. And even if there are inaccuracies in what the professor is teaching Michael will not hold a grudge about it, he just tells Adam the correct answer for the exam.

Later though, when everything is quiet and a peaceful hum hangs in the background, Michael will tell him the true story of how things were actually made, the ins and outs of all creatures and the earth’s biology. While Adam lays against Michael’s apparition’s chest as his eyes start to slip closed, as Michael plays with his hair and lays a hand on top of Adam’s heart. Hearing and feeling the intense thrum of his intelligent human alive and well.

Safe and together at last <3

So insane that the only two things that Michael would ever truly loose himself over are God and Adam. like, Adam challenged his faith in God, and if the writers weren't cowards Michael would've challenged God over Adam. am i making sense here? His story begins with his faith in his father and then finding someone who's lost faith in his. And it ends with Michael disregarding everything he thought to be the truth all in order to get Adam back

*Crashes through your fucking window* MIDAM HEADCANONS CAUSE I HAVE INSOMNIA!!!!🤘🤘🤘 (Warning: Some Nsfw)

Michael LOVES roughhousing as a form of showing love because it reminds him of how he used to play fight in heaven with his siblings, when he did it with Adam for the first time and knocked him onto the floor he was scared because he thought that Adam would be scared of him but Adam just smiled and laughed and he was ecstatic!

Adam’s a cuddler. My personal take is that neither of them start out cuddling, they’ll go to bed a comfortable distance away each other but still close enough to know that the other one is there (Abandonment issues) (Maybe there like facing each other?) And then by morning Adam is completely on top of Michael, borderline smothering him with his limbs octopus style. Meanwhile Michael just stays stiff as a board repeating Don’t wake him up Don’t wake him up Don’t wake him up Don’t wake him up DON'T FUCKING- Over and over again in his head as Adam just tucks and nuzzles his face into his neck

Michael never understood the concept of human pleasure. Or more specifically how it felt. He only knew how it was supposed to happen cause that’s all he had been taught and of course during his ‘high and mighty’ days he would never want to watch the earth monkeys go at it, so he just didn’t care. That is until he focused on Adam’s pleasure. I personally believe that they had their whole soul-sex thing going on for a while but at one point Adam asked Michael if they could try it the human way, obviously Michael said yes and he tends to all of Adam needs immediately. But about halfway through Michael notices an overload of hormones in Adam brain and so he’s like “Adam? are you okay?” And Adam just lifts his head with the most Lust-filled zoned-out half-lidded eyes and is like “…huh?” While panting heavily. Michael now understands human pleasure.

Michael is obviously very protective of Adam. I mean he offers to smite anyone that bumps into Adam too harshly on the street. But he's especially protective around other beings that aren't human and could potentially do serious harm to Adam (Demons, other angels, etc.) This all comes to a head when Adam tags along for one of Michael's meetings in heaven. They decided that Adam would look around while Michael did his work and when his meeting was over he'd come find Adam and take them both home. Michael hadn't given a second thought because its Heaven, its his Home, of course Adam would be safe. But when Michael was finished and went searching for Adam he saw a group of younger angels - who had never visited earth and rarely seen humans - holding Adam upside down and prodding him with their wings and limbs while Adam looked visibly uncomfortable but obviously wasn't able to stop the giant angels. Michael R A G E D and seized Adam back as he basically screamed at the group of angels leaving them shaking and cowering behind their primary feathers, all that stopped him from smiting them was the fact that Adam pulled on his feathers and asked to go home, and of course Michael supplied. So, its a pretty well known fact amongst all angels that when the prince of heaven returns with his human that you - under absolutely no circumstances - go anywhere near Adam, not that Michael would ever let you considering he now holds Adam tightly to himself with a minimum of 17 eyes watching him at all times.

They binge watch terrible medical shows with vastly different opinions, Adam finds it fun to point out the medical inaccuracies and laugh at the stupid drama while Michael finds it horrifying as he learns about how many terrifying diseases humans can develop, his grace hold onto Adam a little tighter than usual when they watch, the only reason he keeps watching is because Adam enjoys it and he can't say no to those eyes.

Michael gets lost in pleasure when he and Adam are intimate and he sometimes snarls and growls deep and all angel like. He trys not to because it might freak out Adam. It does freak out Adam, but in a good way :)