Don't Test Me, I'll Write A Fic I Swear

Based on these wonderful calculations done here I’ve started translating every transaction of latinum mentioned in the show and so I’m re-watching S6: E12 “Who Mourns For Morn?” And they mention that Morn’s net worth is 1000 bricks and so I calculated and that translates to-

$80,000,000 USD / $128,022,532 AUD!?

MORN!? HELLO!?!?

BRO THANK YOU SO MUCH

Poor, sweet, innocent Sam Winchester: “Maybe I could try to say the prayer again and you can tell me which part I did wrong? Ok here it goes. Oh great Loki-”

Gabriel, Vibrating because he’s using so much restraint that part of his true form begins appearing around him and the lights in the bunker start flickering: *Tackles him to the ground* “The prayer is fine.”

Desperately craving more Sabriel content guys, i need to inject them into my blood stream seriously.

So when does Misha Balls Deep CW Homophobia Fucked You Hard Collins ascend to Godhood???

I think honestly all Cas would have to do to get Dean to confess to him would be to wear a full cowboy outfit. Like. We all know Dean has a kink for that and we saw the way he reacted when Cas was in the cowboy hat and did the cowboy voice. Man swallowed to try and stop himself from swallowing Cas- *Gunshot*

But Istg all Cas would have to do is just show up to the bunker wearing one of those pants with the gun pockets in them and like have some dirt on his face and Dean would just stop working on site.

These ones:

If a scruffy Cas with his signature sex hair just showed up wearing these with a hat and holding an old-timey hand gun, then I whole heartedly believe that Dean would start humping him on the spot. Like a Chiwawa in heat, ya get me?

Do ya think that when Q was creating his human form to speak with Picard he was like "Even though it really doesn't matter how I appear in front of them because ultimately I am a far more advanced and uncomprehendingly larger being than all of them, I still have to make myself taller than Jean-luc so I can lean ominously over him and intimidate him >:)" but because Q has no understanding of personal space whatsoever to any on looking crewmember or ensign it just looks like he's bending over to stuff his face into Jean-luc's neck

Idea for any Sabriel fic writers out there, Gabriel can make clones of himself. We know this people, so why can’t I find any fics fluff or smut or otherwise about Sam dealing with Gabriel’s clones. They can ‘entertain’ or annoy him idc I just thought of this and now I want it. idk if the fic exists already or not but if it doesn’t can someone please write it???

THESE DEFINITELY DO SUPPLY!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ THIS AJNXBSNCEIGONEUGFDJ-

Lemme set the scene,

It’s late at night, all the lights in their house are turned off except for a lamp near the couch, Adam’s lying against Michael back to chest and his eyes are slowly starting to blink closed as the colours on the tv begin to blur. He tries to keep himself awake by explaining what’s happening on the show to Michael, but Michael is only partly paying attention. He’s looking down at the top of Adam’s head and looking at every little strand of hair, wondering what they feel like.

Slowly, Michael places his hand in Adam’s hair and start to card his fingers through, just barely scratching his scalp making sure not to hurt his husband. Adam is too tired to realise that there’s a hand in his hair but Michael seems to have that angelic touch (pun intended) because he’s starts slowly loosing his words and the harder Michael scratches that one spot with his unusually soft fingers, the more Adam just sinks into Michael’s form until he’s absolutely melted and at full mercy of the archangels hands.

He doesn’t realise that him talking has just become little sounds of contentment *cough cough* moaning *cough cough* As he tilts his head back to help Michael get to the bottom of his head he outright whines “Michael~”

He feels the hand stop and hears a little chuckle above him, he opens his eyes and sees Michael looking down at him with pure devotion and love and obsession and-

Queue, flustered Adam😌

*crawling down your hallway and knocking on your door intensely* BESTIE BABES WAKE UP!

I NEED MORE MIDAM CONTENT AT THIS EXACT MOMENT!!!!!

(I did this with my sabriel post and you guys delivered, so drop any headcanons, or really anything at this point I'm desperate- And I'll reply or add onto them)

Insanity, think about the good ending where Adam comes back and after their reunion and after they settle into ‘normal’ life together, the second Adam says something along the lines of “Michael your like a powerful archangel wouldn’t you rather be in heaven and stuff, I’m sure you don’t want to be hanging around in my bod-” and Michael just kisses him right then and there. Holds Adam’s neck and head to keep him in place, to make sure he knows that there is no where in the entire universe he would rather be than with Adam, here, in his hold and comfort. Because no matter how strong or above humanity he is, he can never be whole again without Adam.

He can’t be Michael without his Adam.

ohhhh my god thinking about midam again and how after adam died and it was just michael left in their body it probably felt like there was too much room. like putting on a shirt that’s suddenly too big when you know it was the right size a moment ago. or like returning home to find that all the furniture in the house has been taken.

Andorian headcanon that they read each other's emotions not just by facial expressions and body language but by their antennas as well. It's an entirely separate way of communicating with each other.

All this to say that Shran constantly finds conversations with Archer both infuriating and exciting because on one hand he's frustrated that he can't understand his pink skin because there's an entire aspect of emotional understanding missing and on the other hand, he's finds that he likes the mystery of it all, each meeting between them is a new game for him to figure out how humans operate and express themselves.

In my mind the only way Michael comes around to liking and being accepting of Jack is if one day he’s like “Nephilim are not to be trusted, they are unholy offspring” and Adam could go the more gentle and therapeutic route but instead he counters with, “ok but what if you got me pregnant and I gave birth to our Nephilim baby?”

And Michael just- freezes.

And that’s how he learns to get along with Jack being the new god, and also Adam’s been wondering why Michael’s been staring silently at their bed lately and why he keeps hugging Adam from behind and holding his stomach??????