@dearru you and shoyo coming to babysit me and samus kid core bc atsumu can do shit
osamu raised a brow. stared. sucked in a breath. then scowled at the thing crawling to him. shook his head and said, "i wanna blood test."
"what?" you gasp, coming out of the bedroom and joining your husband in the living room.
"ya heard me. i mean, just look at him!" osamu picks it up and turns the baby towards you. "looks nothing like me."
"babe-"
"he looks like atsumu. don' look nothing like me is all 'm saying. ain't that suspicious?"
you can't help but playfully role your eyes. "'samu, he's our child." you say, pausing to look at the one year old child in your husband's arm before saying, "we planned this remember? you and me and no one else."
osamu hums and turns his baby boy back to face him, who stares back at him with those big eyes, and the restaurant owner has to try so hard not to break face. "still. been noticing how much he's been looking more like tsumu than me. i mean, can you really believe he looks like him?"
osamu jerks his head towards his twin, who's in the kitchen.
atsumu catches his brother's eyes and smiles at him, completely oblivious to the conversation. osamu feigns a quick smile back before returning his attention to you, who is now standing next to him.
"you didn't sleep with him did you?"
"of course not." you look at atsumu too, the both of you watching as he struggles to prepare a simple snack for your son. "you really think i'd sleep with him? he wasn't even first on the list for being the godfather."
osamu raised a brow at you and sets his child down and watches him crawl towards you. "says the one who wanted sakusa to be."
"i... well-" you stutter out. "well i thought he'd be a good one... at the time."
he laughs as he pulls you in for a side hug, kissing the crown of your head. you both silently watch atsumu again as he moves mindlessly around the kitchen frantically. "why did we agree for him to babysit tonight?"
you elbow your lover. "because he offered to so that we can go out tonight. and," you add quickly, "because he hasn't seen our son since the league started; i think it'd be great bonding time now that the season is over."
"trust me, the only thing he's good at is volleyball and that's it. his brain doesn't have the capacity for anything else."
"i heard that!" atsumu yells from the kitchen, accidentally spilling some of the snacks all over the floor. upon hearing the noise, your son eagerly starts making his way there.
osamu rolls his eyes. "yea yea." your husband sends you a look and you're already making your way to your phone.
"already on it," you peck his cheek before getting your phone to find hinata's number in the contacts.
"so glad we chose him as the godfather," your husband grumbles under his breath, following his son's excited babbles into the kitchen.
it was me….
do my two truths and a lie pleek
I kind of miss the rush of being in a discord server
chat am i cooking - sawamura daichi who grew up wanting to be a policeman because he believed in helping his community and the people he loves - now in his 30s, disillusioned, depressed af, feels like he’s not actually helping anyone (acab) and it all comes to a head when he meets escort!reader who’s on the run because she knows something she shouldn’t and he's just like, oh yeah i know what course of action i have to take
iris, my love, who's your have host from ohshc? <3
i’m going with kaoru. He’s my favorite especially towards the end I think he’s just a good character, as well as kyoya but i don’t super see him as an official host since he’s always taking care of the financial stuff.
Combining my 2 favourite things 🔥
let me hop on the train
tomorrow is katsukis birthday im cooking something up
✘ RED THREAD OF FATE ; kirishima eijirou. “i can’t believe i found you again.” / “i knew you would.”
synopsis : people get divorced and ten-year-old best friends move away, abruptly severing all contact. oh, and some people are brought back together by pure, absolute fate. content : no quirks + band AU. profanity. alcohol + drug mention and consumption. 20-yr-old! reader/kirishima. lgbtq+ characters. past substance abuse.
taglist is open - please fill out this form. smau/traditional. specific cw added at the beginning of each chapter. no update schedule. punk kiri, denki, bakugou, mina, dabi, shigaraki, etc.
❪ TRACKLIST ❫
romance ・ 2025 ・ earier
● 1 Ribs ; prologue by Lorde.
● 2 Tba
● 3 Tba
R!ot Rev!val
kirishima eijirou, lead vocals ; bakugou katsuki, drums ; sero hanta, bass ; mina ashido, keyboard ; denki kaminari, electric guitar.
think: greenday, p!atd in its prime, fall out boy, the all-american rejects, as it is, set it off, fall in reverse, get scared, we the kings, yellowcard.
“The Girls”
y/n l/n, kits and kaboots / uni student ; toga himiko, kits and kaboots ; touya “dabi” todoroki, bartender ; shigaraki tomura, bartender.
think: forcing the boys into face care nights, shared cigarettes on the balcony, loudly singing in crowded cars, platonic cuddling, constant eye rolling.
bakugou the king of just watching you like this 👁️ 👁️
mina says something abt him being down so atrociously bad and he goes "fuck you. you don't know what the fuck you're talking about" 👁️ 👁️
ty for the tag nensi!
ntp: @miiyas @dearru @bakery-anon @stellar-headquarters
LETS MAKE A WEDDING CHAT
Search on Pinterest and choose the first that pops up
Spouse(yk the drill anime character>first one that pops up)
Wedding venue
Wedding dress/suit(depends what you want to wear)
Maid of honor(anime character>first or second girl that u see, depending on who u get as spouse)
Best man(random character>first or second guy you see, depending on who u get as spouse)
Cake
HERE'S MINE
Chaos ensues.....
GET WITH THE PROGRAM GANG KSKSKWKS
@dimsumo @psyzcraze @shoudakii @mixolya @kenyuukisser @fishii28 @ayatakanosstuff @megumismyhusband @mims-bshelf @p1z-d0n7jud6em3 @ohagiyoo +AYONE ELSE WHO WANTS
saw a great tweet earlier and had to redraw
https://x.com/kamsspice/status/1782135475622265270?s=46&t=ROWnmMctY73xk0hPbwGs8g