@dearru been thinking abt weird akaashi x cool girl mak whos also weird deep down rn
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akaashi keiji x f!reader
you and your boyfriend are no strangers to overthinking β so when your period doesn't arrive on time, you take turns calming each other down.
"I'm late." Akaashi lifted his head from the manuscript he was editing, his glasses strewn haphazardly across his face. You were standing in the threshold of your shared study, having just returned from your second anxiety-induced bathroom break of the night.
Your boyfriend of five years turned in his creaky swivel chair to face the calendar tacked on the leftmost wall of the room, littered in neon post-it notes and defaced by both of your penmanships β Akaashi's short and slanted, yours perfectly proportioned.
Ever the editor, he said, "But I thought your draft wasn't due until next week." Being a romance author and dating a literary editor certainly had its perks, but in this moment, you couldn't decide whether to feel distressed or endeared by his misinterpretation. You took a deep breath and tried again.
"...not that kind of late."
It took him a second to understand. But when he finally did, the brain fog immediately cleared from his eyes.
"Oh β oh," he said, setting down his red pen and standing from his desk. "You're absolutely sure?"
You nodded. "Three days, to be exact."
Ever since you and Akaashi had started dating your senior year of college, you had been tracking your periods in hopes of preventing an unplanned pregnancy. You were both open to having kids β after all, you two were arguably the most responsible ones in your friend group, and baby fever passed between the two of you as easily as the common cold. But neither of you expected to have a child this early into your careers, and the mere idea was enough to make you feel queasy.
"Hey, hey," Akaashi interjected gently, reading the expression on your face like an open book. He walked around his cluttered desk and pulled you into his arms. "It's okay. I know we both have a tendency to overthink β"
"A great trait to pass onto a baby," you volleyed back.
"But if you really are pregnant, we would handle it," he continued, however amused by your quit wit. He tucked your head beneath his chin. "We'd ask all the right questions, read all the right parenting books. I'll hold your hand when your get your blood drawn, even though it makes me want to collapse."
Despite yourself, you chuckled at that.
"Besides," he added. "We practically raise Bokuto together already."
You were laughing even harder now, the waves of anxiety flooding your chest now subsiding, if only for a moment. Akaashi was the only one capable of doing that.
"Ugh," you cried, pulling away from him to massage your tired eyes. "How did this even happen?"
"I think you know perfectly well how this happened."
"Of course, I know," you drawled. "But we had a plan. A well-thought-out, career-oriented plan. You would go to grad school, I would publish a few more novels β"
"All of which we can still do if we become parents," Akaashi replied, taking both of your hands into his. "Y/N, I am well-aware of the fact that we both love planning our lives to a tee. In fact, your thoughtfulness and attention-to-detail are what I love most about you."
Your face flushed at his affectionate words.
"But maybe it would save us both the mental energy to let life surprise us every once in a while," he finished.
"With a baby?"
"With anything! Including the possibility of a baby." He pushed your hair of our of face and looked at you in sheer adoration. "I love you, Y/N. There is no other person I'd want to become a parent with. So while an unplanned pregnancy sounds daunting, I will be right there with you. We'd figure it out. Together."
Perhaps it was the steady confidence in his eyes β or the potential pregnancy hormones coursing through your bloodstream, but you started to cry. Taken aback, Akaashi immediately took you back into his arms.
"D-Did I say something wrong?" he stammered. You shook your head against his chest as you wept.
"No. No, you said everything right," you reassured him. "God, if this actually happens, Keiji, you're going to be an incredible parent."
Now it was his turn to get emotional.
You turned off the lamps at your respective desks and headed to the pharmacy two blocks away from your apartment, the sidewalks bustling with native bar-hoppers and starry-eyed tourists. You'd both walked this path several times before and had always returned with a bundle of items: Red Bull, microwave popcorn, the occasional pack of condoms. But never a pregnancy test. "Is there a specific brand that gives you the most accurate results?" Akaashi asked, immediately pulling out his phone to do some research in the middle of the family planning aisle. "It says here that digital pregnancy tests are generally considered more accurate, but you can get a pack of three analog tests for nearly half the price..."
He paced up-and-down the rows of tests, comparing and cross-referencing them like he did each of his authors' drafts.
"I mean, why don't we just buy them all? It can't hurt to cover all the bases," he murmured, grabbing one of each brand from the shelf and dumping them into your open arms.
"Keiji," you laughed, amused by how serious he was about all of this. "Don't you think we're being a little hasty?"
"You're right," your boyfriend said, shaking his head. "I haven't even checked the expiration dates on any of these β "
"No, that's not what I meant," you repeated firmly, meeting his frazzled gaze with your now-steady one. "I think we should buy only one pack. Your pick."
He looked at you as if you'd just suggested he dive off a steep cliff. "Are you sure?" "Yes," you promised him. "I don't even think I have enough pee for all the pregnancy tests I'm holding right now." His shoulders slumped from the steep drop in adrenaline, and he pressed his lips into a tight, nervous line before admitting, "I just want to make sure I'm doing everything right." "You already are," you reassured him, shifting all of the pregnancy tests over to one arm and reaching out to squeeze his shoulder with the other. "You don't need to overthink whether or not you're doing a great job, because you are. I wouldn't have let you possibly impregnate me if you weren't."
He released a shaky sigh, a sheepish smile on his face as he asked, "Can I still consult Google reviews?"
After finally selecting a pregnancy test and a pint of ice cream to share, you and Akaashi paid for your items and walked back to your apartment arm-in-arm.
"Do you remember the day we met?" he asked, the sounds of the city rumbling between you as you walked.
"Of course I remember. I wanted the last desk in the front row of our senior writing seminar, but someone got there before me," you said teasingly. "Though I think it was for the best. I developed a crush on the back of your head almost instantly."
"You did not."
"I'm not even kidding. I'm pretty sure I based all of my fictional love interests on you that year."
"That I picked up on."
"You did not."
He chuckled. "Don't get me wrong, I had to ask Bokuto to read your stories because I thought I was insanely self-absorbed for suspecting you'd base any character off of me. I'd never had anyone describe me so accurately. So...deeply," he confessed. "I was flattered. Truly."
You couldn't help the blush creeping up your neck. "I guess that's what I get, asking my crush to peer-review my work."
He bent down to press his lips to your temple. "I'm glad you did."
You climbed the stairs back to your apartment and unlocked the door, the small space crowded by stacks of books and half-empty mugs. You imagined what it would be like to rearrange the furniture to make room for a crib, what it would be like for you and Akaashi to read to your baby all the books you'd loved as children. The mere idea was enough to make your eyes well up again.
God, you thought to yourself, tearing open the box of pregnancy tests and inspecting the thick packet of instructions. Would you actually be disappointed if this test came back negative?
"I'll be right here if you need me," Akaashi said, gesturing to the couch. You nodded, walked into the bathroom, and closed the door.
After five minutes of working yourself up to peeing on the stick and another two of actually doing it, you ushered your boyfriend back into the bathroom. You'd placed the test face-down beside the sink, not wanting to know the results without him. Your heart hammered violently as you considered this piece of plastic's inane ability to tell your entire future in just a few measly lines.
"Hey," Akaashi reassured you for the millionth time that night, intertwining your hand in his. "No matter the outcome, I've got you."
"I know." You nodded. "I've got you, too."
His expression softened. "You ready?"
"Yeah," you said, and you meant it. After all, Akaashi Keiji had spent the past five years holding your heart with more patience and consideration you ever thought you deserved, and you had dedicated yourself fully to doing the same for him. You took care of each other amidst all anxieties. That alone was enough to assure you that, whatever the future held, you would be just fine.
Squeezing each other's hand one last time, you took a deep breath, reached for the pregnancy test, and turned it over. @miyasmagnolias, 2025
going to been running on queue for the next 3 days oki bai.
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pairing: deaf!katsuki x gn!reader
warning: collage au, swearing, softsuki, pure fluff, all words italicized are meant to be spoken in sign language
notes: this might be my fave thing ive written so far
632 | Bakugouβs never needed words to tell you how he feels. The only problem?You never understand what heβs been saying.
Bakugou signs alot.
At first, you thought it was just muscle memory, like how someone might talk to themselves under their breath. Heβd move his hands with sharp, purposeful flicks, his fingers quick and angry, like he was arguing with the air.
But he always signed to you.
You noticed it when heβd glance your way mid-conversation, hands spelling out something with too much intention for it to be coincident. You didnβt understand a word, of course, and he never explained himself. Heβd roll his eyes or scoff when you asked. Saying something like figure it out if youβre so interested, but even with his dismissalβ he kept doing it.
When he was annoyed with you, his fingers moved fast.
On the rare chance you made him chuckle, heβd sign something slow and subtle, hidden behind his dumb smirk and eye roll.
When he looked at you too long, heβd blink, sign, and look away.
It wasnβt until weeks later, when you finally decided to take a crash course in ASL at your campus library that the words finally started to come together.
βThanks for saving my seat,β you said softly, placing your bag down beside him. He hums, nodding, red eyes never leaving your own and itβs enough to make your face heat. Youβd always thought Bakugou was good looking, but for the longest time, you kept your distance. That is, until he showed up to the lecture one day reading one of your favorite books, and something about that felt like an opening. Since then, sitting next to him became a habit you looked forward to more than youβd admit.
Your other friends liked to joke that youβd worn him down. That you annoyed him into a friendship.
But every time you walked in and found his bag already nudged off the chair beside him, saving the seat just for you, it felt like the smallest kind of miracle.
He never said much about it. Never made a show of saving your space, but he did it every time.
Bakugou shrugged, his hands move fast. You look⦠tired?
You blinked. βWait, Iβ did you say I looked tired?β
He froze. His brows furrow, eyes narrowed. A tiny break in the confidence that was so Bakugou it practically had its own gravitational pull.
βWhat the fuck," you heard him mumble. It makes you laugh.
Heβs quick to sign again. You understood that?
You bit your lip, suppressing a grin. βA little. Iβve been uhββ You cut yourself off, your own hands coming forward. Learning.
Bakugou scowled, but his ears were tinged red. He signs again, how? you stalking me now?
βNo,β you said, laughing. βI took some classes in the library. Besides you're the one whoβs been talking at me this whole time. I finally decided to catch up.β
His hands lifted. It is then that the piece start clicking. If you had learned what he was saying than that means... his eyes narrowed.
What else have you seen?
You pause. Beautiful, he had signed once. Youβre beautiful.
Another time: I like your laugh. It sounds like wind chimes. The words 'Wind chimes' was a hard one to figure out for sure.
Once: I wish I could kiss you without making things weird.
You shook your head gently. βBeautiful a couple times... but that's all I remember."
Bakugou exhaled sharply. That's all you remembered!? He's going to fucking explode, dear god. He can feel the heat traveling down his neck. His fingers twitched like he wanted to deny it, like he wanted to scream just to redirect the attention.
Instead, he groaned. Looking away before signing something slowlyβ hands pausing just enough to make sure youβd catch it.
I can help you remember the rest.
You smiled. Yes. I'd love that
BREAK UP WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND. oliver aiku x f!reader
synopsis: texts with your ex who wonβt leave you aloneβ¦ even if he has a gf.
contains: toxic relationships , cheating , profanity , slight suggestive , angst. Angst. Angst. Kaiser mention.
me n oliver :0
β¦plushies [link to the βpicrewβ] (feel free to rb w ur own !!)
ty for the tag nensi this was funny
ntp tags: @kawoala @kissunday @inloveinsickness @megumismyhusband
make this picrew and put your name in the incorrect quote generator!
tags: @wintry-whimsy @renalyxx @renalyxx @rainandsugarcane2000 @devotedlyuniquewizard @cabbagewhites @eggedagain @fall1ngawayfromm3 @jasperr6969 @the-sonni-guy and open tags !
this is platonic sugris
besides mine and sugas romantic relationships our platonic one is just pure bliss
u and sho are green and orange to me. like a tangerine with the leaf still on it πββοΈ
OH THIS IS CUTE IM DEAD. i see it ngl its so funny u say this bc my roomβs current aesthetic is green and white and browns LMAOAO and shoyo (my haikyu collection) is the only orange spot in my room