Call Me A Mormon The Way I Be Fucking Up This Dirty Soda..

i remember one time i ate an edible and woke up still high…. it was very funny

・ LIME GREEN JELLO 勝己 爆豪 » ❪ KATSUKI BAKUGOU ❫

word count. n/a.

content warning. f!reader. smau. injured!katsuki. hospital. profanity. a little bit of PTSD sprinkled in there. people coding (dying).

OMGGOMGFKAMSIDNWKER IM TWEAKINGGG

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i have the best jjk fic idea ever….

IRIS I WANT A MOODBOARD

MIIYAS ™

summer storms and endless horizons ⸝⸝⸝ blue bubble gum ice cream ⸝⸝⸝ blueberry bread ⸝⸝⸝ messy beds

𖡎 sunshine and blues 𖡎

⟢ CUTTTING FRUIT FOR YOU !

what bllk boys do when you ask them to cut/peel fruit.

⟢ including ... isagi yoichi, barou shoei, reo mikage, itoshi rin

⟢ notes ... fluff, mentions of knives, mentions of food, picky-ish reader (barou)

ISAGI YOICHI

makes it his life mission to make sure he does it as perfectly as he can.

he takes three minutes to cut his first slice. then, he spends decades trying to eyeball around the same size, and it ends up being so off.

overthinks it so much. he'll be cutting an apple into slices, and one of them comes out as a square. why? he thought you'd rather have bite sized pieces, and this one was "too big".

you can tell he's beating himself up in his head about it because he can't even look you in the eyes when he serves it to you.

please reassure him cutting fruits is not that serious </3

BAROU SHOEI

you don't have to ask, he's forcing you to eat them.

at least once a day he scolds you about your poor eating habits. you want something sweet? well, he'll give you something sweet. fruit.

if you're particularly reluctant, he'll cut things up in the most extravagant ways possible. even just one grape is too pretty to eat because how did he even make it rose shaped with such a massive knife?

he gives up.

when he serves you fruit, the slices are perfect. no blemishes, no odd cuts, all even sizes, picture perfect. you don't even need to inspect each slice because they're just that perfect.

REO MIKAGE

is already cutting fruit for you before you even ask.

it's almost instinct whenever the two of you end up having a conversation in the kitchen. he doesn't stop talking, just preparing a bowl of mixed fruits with all of your favourites at the same time. he's probably got his house stocked up with everything that you like.

if he knows you're eyeing a piece of fruit because you can't wait, he doesn't hesitate to hold up a chunk that he just cut, feeding it to you.

if you don't want it, he'll make you take it anyway. not only is it healthy and refreshing, but also hydrating; you need to eat some.

ITOSHI RIN

always gives you a funny look when you ask.

like he'll do it, but why him?

is suspiciously good at peeling oranges. he could be ripping the thing apart and it'll come out smooth with no piths sticking to it. that's true skill.

if he really wanted to, he could squeeze one with his bare hands and make juice. (copied from sae) he did it once in summer because you were dying for some "nice, fresh orange juice", and your eyes were basically begging him to do the thing.

honestly he'd rather just give you a bowl of small berries and grapes instead of going through the process of cutting fruit.

this is SO yoichi coded.

ᯓ★ thinking about how he pretends like he’s winning the idgaf war but the second you invite him to matcha and yap with you he’s putting on his best outfit, spraying his nicest cologne, and on the way to meet you (he doesn’t even like matcha that much.) and then afterwards he’s kicking his feet and blushing like a girl, writing his notes app entry about your “date” today and how your hand had brushed his for a little too long whilst you were explaining something that had went over his head—his attention was wholly focused on the cute faces you made when you were excited.

god forbid anyone ever stumble upon his locked notes, they’re lengthy, movie-transcript worthy accounts of each hangout.

—ITOSHI RIN, karasu tabito, ISAGI YOICHI (bllk), FUSHIGURO MEGUMI, inumaki toge, GOJO SATORU (jjk), TARTAGLIA, heizou, kinich (genshin)

Saw this skull shirt and you know I had to draw him in it

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How Id flirt/meet? my hq selfships different au (lwk still similar ngl..): pt.1

Hinata

setting: the beach

how: i see how sweaty and hot he looks on the beach playing so i buy myself and him a coconut that they sell on the beach with the straw and then a spoon so u can eat the flesh after you drink the water, Id just awkwardly walk up to him while he’s taking a breather, hand it to him and walk away. Later he finds me after a game n trys to thank me in broken ass portuguese and i dunno what he’s saying so i just replied in spanish.

Osamu

setting: The bar

how: makes small talk with him at the bar, he tells me abt his shop, he asks me to dance (smau can dance idc atsumu can’t.) and i grab his biceps to get down from the chair drunk to care (trying to fight the urge not to chomp on them.) We’re on the dance floor and he notices how flirty i’m getting n doesn’t know how to act (his ears are RED.) anywho somehow we end up at miyas kitchen eating onigiri till the late am. (now we’re married with 15 kids.)

Kuroo

setting: Tokyo - Bc of tokyo sims.

how: Kole asks me if i could ask anyone on a date so i say sure. I see kuroo and i stop in front of him (cameras are following he’s lwk nervous LOL.) i’m like taking in how fine and tall he is and now im nervous. Anyway i ask him “Do you want to go get something to eat rn?” and he’s staring at me lwk doesn’t know if he should be shocked or weirded out but he knows it’s tokyo sims so he says “why not.” and shrugs and so i take his arm. (MIND U HE WASNT EXPECTING ME TO LEAVE WITJ HIM AFTET HE SAID YES, he thought it was just for show.) but he just went with it and we went out for drinks n food.

suna

setting: After one of his games.

how: fan signing, obvi i’m a fan for this man. Anyways he sees i have his jersey on and he’s lwk flatter? (i dunno.) I ask him to sign my jersey on the back near his name (ofc he agrees LOL.) anyways so to get like a steady hand he grips my hip (unintentionally.) to write his name (im freaking the fuck out bc fine shyt is GRABBING ME.) i turn around to face him (im red in the face i get red easily.) and i just say “uhm thank you suna.” and walk the fuck out. It doesn’t register why i freaked out until kamori tells him why. So when he heads home he’s HOPING i tagged him in a post about him signing my jersey (ofc i did.) so he can text me to apologize, This leads to him finding my page and stalking me on insta (he’s now nervous.) I wake up to find him liking my story of the picture i posted with me and the jersey on, and a dm from him (im winning.)