Okay So I Can’t Write For Shit And In English We Have To Write 3 Sentences Defending Why We Agree Or

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Here have some random things I’ve heard in high school last year

“Sam, I would put you in a headlock you would never recover from”

“Bam bam! Jail time!”

“I don’t sit on children”

I like your mom, your mom is cute”

“I am daddy”

“Hands off my dick!”

“I’m glad I don’t see my mom”

“Aaron you don’t want me to grab you by the ear”

“Some of the craps...I mean cracks”

“I’ll beat your cheeks!”

“I will smash you!!!”

“Boom boom...in a room”

“It smells like sausage”

“Don’t quote me on that”

“SUCK MY PICKLE!!”

“Why are you still writing down quotes?”

“10^1 is 100 right?”

“You shove it that far in?”

“I don’t suck people’s toes”

“Put your feet away!”

“Everyone thinks I have a foot fetish and I don’t know why”

“You have very dry elbows”

“I want to drink a slurpee through my nose”

“Fuck it’s Thursday not Friday”

“My daddy works there”

“You’re welcome son”

“You guys all need help”-Our geography teacher @ our entire class

“Eat my butt”

“Suck my toes”

“You know what? I’m special”

“Stop watching fortnite and go talk to her”

“You’re a banana”

“Aaron you’re so funny, be my boyfriend”

“Are you still writing quotes?”

“Touch my butt”

“Snap back to reality....oop there goes gravity”

“Do cats fart?”

“I like ninjas”

“Dude you’re like my best friend I love you more than him”

“Stop I will backhand you”

“Are you just writing down quotes from everyone?”

“I can’t my wife won’t let me”

“Dickalicious”

“I don’t want AIDS”

“I’ll grab the balls and be there!”

“Make him look gay”

“I’m gunna draw a whole lotta dicks”

“Don’t do school, stay in drugs”

“Go ahead pull my hair I like it”

“Hands will be thrown. Bitches will be slapped”

“May I please borrow your genitals”

“How much tall are you?”

“That’s what it looks like when a ballsack explodes”

“I’m a boss 😎”

“He grabbed my nuts”

“He can suck my left but for all I care”

“6 6 and 6 are missing! This is a conspiracy!”

“ don’t make me run your foot over”

Me: *takes the remote while my little sister is doing homework*

My sister: have fun sleeping tonight. I’m going to rip out your tooth

Hey @official-lucifers-child I made this for you. I hope you like it. ^^

I thought my sister smelled weird but my mom said that she just came in from playing outside and that the smell was fresh air.

I finally fell asleep at 5 am

High school

Someone in high school is wearing a hentai hoodie

It’s the first Wednesday of the month. Y’all know what that means.

Wow

I just realized I don’t go on this account as much

@k4ndi-c0spl4y3r is my other account

I’m more active on that one

Hi! Your bio says you like Night Vale. (So do i!) Have you ever listened to The Lost Cat Podcast? If not, I recommend it!! It's not the same vibe as Night Vale but I would put it in the same category, as far as that it's a narrator walking the line between the mundane and the bizarre. It's pretty good, though a bit more gruesome at times than WTNV (you'll know from the first episode whether it's for you.) Ok ttyl!!

It sounds good! ^^ I’ll have to listen to it soon. Thanks for the suggestion! (it’s 12:07 AM why am I still up help)