So I’m A Dumb-ass.

So I’m a dumb-ass.

This morning I was making a Mac and cheese cup for breakfast, as one does, and I forgot to add water. I put it in the microwave and after 30 seconds it started steaming. Anyways I just came back from school and it still smells horrible in here.

It’s worse than burnt popcorn

More Posts from Awkward-human23 and Others

5 years ago

Ha ha very funny Aki :p

4 years ago

Around 2:30 AM I was woken up by 3 boxes of books falling on top of me

5 years ago

High school

Someone in high school is wearing a hentai hoodie


Tags
5 years ago

I just heard the tornado sirens go off and kind of started freaking out. Then I remembered...it’s the first Wednesday of the month.

5 years ago
I’m Stuck In The Car For 2 And A Half Hours

I’m stuck in the car for 2 and a half hours


Tags
5 years ago

Currently hiding from my little sister in the closet while playing hide and seek

5 years ago

Okay so hear me out. I was watching Killer Klowns From Outer Space and I thought “Hey what if the killer klowns and Pennywise were related.”

killer klowns seem to be somewhat spider like. Wrapping people in cotton candy looking web and slurping them up. Guess what Pennywise turns into, that’s right. A spider like thing.

pennywise is a cosmic being and killer klowns are from outer space.

I know “IT” is technically a shapeshifter but IT’s favorite form is pennywise the dancing clown.

I don’t know where I’m going with this it’s like 10:30 pm and I’m tired. Don’t take this too seriously.


Tags
3 years ago

Need help

Hi everyone

I'm a 19 y/o college student and I need some help with my this months rent

please help me raise $300

Anything is helpful

Pay Sumit Mandal using PayPal.Me
PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/iamsumitshubham and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
5 years ago

I don’t want to school today so I’m hiding out in the bathroom.

4 years ago

While listening to My Wish by Britney Spears on the radio and the lines:

He's all I want, just for me

Underneath my Christmas tree

I'll be waiting here

Santa, that's my only wish this year.

The following picture appeared before my inner eye:

While Listening To My Wish By Britney Spears On The Radio And The Lines:

I call it Perfect Christmas Present for Jonathan Brewster

Bonus:

While Listening To My Wish By Britney Spears On The Radio And The Lines:

I hope you like it, Chonny.

But all by yourself, Doctor?

Oh, I got along just fine. He's still not very bright...

Doctor, I've waited a great many years for a chance like this.

(and then they kiss😌)

Loading...
End of content
No more pages to load
  • k4ndi-c0spl4y3r
    k4ndi-c0spl4y3r liked this · 3 years ago
  • loremerchant
    loremerchant liked this · 5 years ago
  • jewels-baby
    jewels-baby liked this · 5 years ago
  • story-idea-collection-agency
    story-idea-collection-agency reblogged this · 5 years ago
  • undead0relived
    undead0relived liked this · 5 years ago
  • awkward-human23
    awkward-human23 reblogged this · 5 years ago
awkward-human23 - *{SociallyAwkwardHuman}*
*{SociallyAwkwardHuman}*

|She/Her|Minor|Horror fan|Musical fan|Love Night Vale!!I also make kandi bracelets :)

68 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags