Me Listening To Lucifer Going “hmm Hmm Hmm”

My two current game obsessions.

INJECT IT RIGHT INTO MY VEINS

Another random Twitter doodle, Satan as Louis from AfterL!fe!

Look, I don’t know about the Devildom, but up here in the human world, I have rights.

And I will worship whatever abs I want.

Barbatos's abs supremacy

Sigh

Please do not make a group worshiping my abs

I have so many questions.

Does the author think boobs are like testicles, and they get all wrinkly and drawn in if it’s cold? Is sperm stored in the boob?

Do Madeline’s nipples also get droopy, like sad puppy dog eyes?

Speaking of puppies, can she wag her titties when she’s happy?

Does she have sad day bras and happy day bras? Did she throw out all her push-up bras and buy a Patton Oswalt album to listen to before a hot date?

Why are men?

I know we’ve already read a lot of “men writing women” crap, but I am absolutely losing my mind at this passage

me: *gets depressed*

my breasts:

I’m from the same part of NC and I agree

I WILL END YOU IF YOU USE CHICKEN BREAST FOR CHICKEN AND DUMPLINGS

DON’T YOU FUCKING FORGET IT

Grandma poison water SNAPPED

Lucifer knows he’s a G6, and I ain’t gonna trade him in for a Nissan.

I love me a (pea)cocky boi.

this was kinda hot tho ngl

OH MY GOD THE NOSTALGIA

Sesshomaru was legit one of the first anime boys I simped for.

SESSHOMARU ☽ 殺生丸

I swear to Diavolo I will set my own hair on fire if this man and his doggo come save me.

Remember fellow demons, fire safety is important! That's why the Devildom Fire Station has instituted a canine training program to better protect you and yours. Would you trust three-headed dalmatians (and their handlers) to come to your rescue?

Barbatos is [here]

Mammon is [here]

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This is a great idea! I’m going to have to whip out the eyeshadows that have been gathering dust all quarantine and try some lewks.

oh boy. i went w/ lucifer first and i’m rly anxious abt this. if this flops i’m gonna cry and just cancel the rest of the series cuz my anxiety is so bad rn. anyway, here’s the lewk. it turned out not as i wanted it to, but it doesn’t look horrible ?? idk lmao also did a closeup of the eye look cuz i like it. ignore my shitty drawn on brows, i was in a rush and they’re hidden by my bangs anyway. i’m rly bad at taking selfie’s and the lighting in my room is shit anyway. i’m just typing more shit to procrastinate on posting this but i better post it before i chicken out

I’m sure that there is a demon somewhere who is the Avatar of Florida Man, and he is smiling at this post from hell.

Also, the guy who ran the McMillions scam, Jerry Colombo, literally opened a “Church of the Fuzzy Bunny” in South Carolina which was literally a strip club, so Asmodeus clearly has a simp here on earth (which he apparently shares with Mammon, since Colombo loved him a scam).

om! boys as florida man headlines

now datables + luke here

Lucifer

Mammon

Leviathan

Satan

Asmodeus

Beelzebub

Belphegor

Y’all need to see this Best Boy! I wonder if he would let me go for a ride 0w0

First brother to be my little pony-ed!

His cutiemark is just a dollar and a few bits, you can guess the talent. (☞͡͡°͜ʖ͡͡°)☞