If Elliot Page Isn’t Sexiest Man Alive 2021 I Will Cut A Bitch.

Unbothered MC

When I get yelled at by opposing counsel, I just stare blankly at them and say “okay” repeatedly til they feel stupid. It’s amazing would recommend 10/10.

You know that in-game scene where we danced with Lucifer in his demon form and he almost crushed our hand? Well, if there was an in-game option, I would've kicked him in his groin for threatening me & almost breaking my hand :p

YES!

I was wondering why the options were so tame 😭

Like where’s the option to pick a fight 🤣

Destroy his pride by destroying his ability to produce kids-

But most comedians are hopelessly depressed, so I’m already well-qualified!

As a child I really wanted to be a comedian, but then I realized you have to actually be funny

If the Lord is testing me, I have failed.

And I’m 100% okay with going to hell to see some hot demon boys.

TFW the month dedicated for “no simping” is the month in which your favorite character was born

Your son looks like a nice kid.

Think my kid bit him though. Sorry bout that.

Have you seen my son? Now you have.

Hello fellow linguist! What do you think Demonic would look/sound like? I imagine it’s some kind of Greek/Latin/Aramaic bastard child. Maybe it’s the language of the Voynich Manuscript?

Let’s. Make. This. Happen.

My biggest issue with Obey Me is that there is supposedly a full alphabet for the Devildom (and quite possibly a language by extension) and it is mentioned like. Once.

I would absolutely love to see exchanges like:

Mammon: Hey, MC, can you pass me that?

MC: Pass what?

Mammon: You know the... the dry sauce!

MC: ???

Mammon: UGH stupid human language. The [D̴̞͂ȩ̶̐m̵̰̝̼̾ơ̶̢̰̜̿̇̓n̴̪͂͌͒i̸̥̰͇̹͑̏c̸̲͚̉͋ ̵̹̈́ś̵͙͚͓͗̃̍c̴̼̊̇͐̕r̴̺̳̆͠e̶̺̬̜̪̎e̵͇̱͕͛̓͘č̶͈h̶̬̬͐͑̔i̷͇̒̃̕n̷̯̄g̷̻̍̄́́]

MC:

Asmo: Oh, he means the salt

Mammon: YES, THANK YOU

I’m from the same part of NC and I agree

I WILL END YOU IF YOU USE CHICKEN BREAST FOR CHICKEN AND DUMPLINGS

DON’T YOU FUCKING FORGET IT

Grandma poison water SNAPPED

Reminds me of the time I met a guy who got stopped by the police with a car full of baby alligators.

(which were illegal, but less so than the trunk full of meth)

Beel: It’s not illegal

Police officer staring into Beel’s car trunk which is full of bread: it’s just... there’s so much-

Beel: but it’s not illegal, is it

Police officer:

Fellow old people will recognize the demon brothers as the sexy counterparts to Elaine Benes.

I said what I said.

If you ever wonder why you can't win a dance battle

It may be because these fuckers can't dance for shit

Having eaten scorpion, that actually doesn’t sound too bad. Like a bug-pub fusion snack!

And I love them both.