And when I kill myself-?
WHY IS IT THAT EVERYONE I LOVE WAS LIKE
“Hmmm how can we make aurora feel stupid and/or gross this week”
ONLY ONE PERSON THAT I LOVE HASNT MADE ME FEEL LIKE DISGUSTING TRASH GARBAGE AND I ONLY REALLY CARE ABOUT 10 PEOPLE—
I’m autistic and I need glasses and sometimes being able to see everything gets overwhelming so I take my glasses off to keep myself from having a meltdown but then I get a headache from having my glasses off and I have a meltdown anyways 😭
When people beat you to the @jackobsessed post cuz you’re at work 😔✊
Be mindful of your parasocial relationships because just because you feel like Matpat is your dad doesn’t mean he actually is and it’s unfair for you to cry like a baby for 12 hours straight because he wants to focus on his family and the thing that you’ve loved so much for like 12 years isn’t fun for him anymore and you should want him to be happy but it feels like your father just went to get the milk because you get too attached to people on the internet
WOMEN !!!
Okay yall so I’m not doing kink/smuttober because I do not have the energy but I have an idea for a singular fic that I’m gonna release. It’s not gonna be OM tho, I’ve been really into another anime lately and I wanna try my hand at writing for it. But im releasing something else that will be OM to tide y’all over and to make up for it. (Also to make up for the fact that I’ve never posted a full fic before- sorry-)
Wont spoil it but it features Mammon, Thirteen, and Simeon. It’s called The Cage. Should be out before the 30th (take that with a grain of salt I have OCD and depression—). Love y’all 💞
Can you do C, J, T with Asmo please?
C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)
Asmo’s cum tastes so good- it’s the perfect consistency too. He’s developed a routine of drinking pineapple and cranberry juice and only eating salad if he knows he’s getting head. Sucking his dick is like sucking on a fucking lifesaver
J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
You just know he makes a whole show out of it. Velvet red sheets, his favorite silk robe, a tingly lube, his favorite toy, whatever he needs. He doesn’t jerk off often cuz he has you but sometimes he just likes to do it by himself…and also he can film it and send it to you to tease
T: Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Asmo has all of the toys! Like any toy you could think of, he has. His favorite toy to use on himself is definitely that Hitachi with the fleshlight attachment, he swears it’s almost as good as real pussy. But his favorite thing to use on you would have to be a massage gun and his fingers…if you know you know