SOLOMON WOULD TELL YOU TO RUN

Can you do C, J, T with Asmo please?

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)

Asmo’s cum tastes so good- it’s the perfect consistency too. He’s developed a routine of drinking pineapple and cranberry juice and only eating salad if he knows he’s getting head. Sucking his dick is like sucking on a fucking lifesaver

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

You just know he makes a whole show out of it. Velvet red sheets, his favorite silk robe, a tingly lube, his favorite toy, whatever he needs. He doesn’t jerk off often cuz he has you but sometimes he just likes to do it by himself…and also he can film it and send it to you to tease

T: Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Asmo has all of the toys! Like any toy you could think of, he has. His favorite toy to use on himself is definitely that Hitachi with the fleshlight attachment, he swears it’s almost as good as real pussy. But his favorite thing to use on you would have to be a massage gun and his fingers…if you know you know

…I used to be a first chair saxophone but I dropped it because I didn’t think I looked pretty playing-

..I have parental issues nd right now I’m jus thinkin bout the level of care nd comfort MC would receive if they had the same thing nd explained it to the boys…like imagine Lucifer telling you he’s proud of you nd that you did well after learning a new spell because he knows how much it means to you..or Mammon knowing you so well that he can see when your upset no matter how well you mask and he always knows just what to get you to make you feel better..or Levi teaching you how to play his games and losing on purpose to see you smile, putting on a show like he’s upset about his loss..or Satan reading you a bedtime story and doing different voices for different characters because he knows you find it funny..or Asmo doing your hair up like your mother never did and telling you how beautiful you are..or Beel always making sure you’re well fed and giving you hugs whenever you need them..or Belphie letting you sleep in his bed nd holding you tight after a nightmare or bad nighttime thoughts..

I am the epitome of basic bitch

I wish I was a teenager in the late 80s— my hair is so fuckin big without me even trying I would’ve been THAT girl

TW// daddy kink, light dd/lg, plushophillia

Solomon has a daddy kink cuz I have issues and I said so.

Cuz like imagine Solomon casting a binding spell and forcing you to hump one of your stuffies. You’ll only be allowed to stop if you can work out of the pleasure and undo the spell on your own. You’re just so caught up in the pressure between your hips and the feeling of the soft fur between your legs, you can’t think enough to remember the cancellation spell. It’s so much that you end up crying, chained to the pleasure and begging daddy to undo it but he won’t. Solomon loves to torture you. And it’s all in the name of your sorcerer training, of course. “Come on, sweetheart, break the spell for daddy so he can play with you. I know you know it, get that slutty little brain out of the gutter and break it.”

Brrrrrrrrrrrr

Okay so like I read something in a smut and I was like ‘well that was hot as fuck but I make fun of people who’re into that so I can’t like it in real life, right?’ but then I tried it and I do and-

Y’all never make fun of anyone’s kink okay because it WILL become yours it’s not a joke anymore 😭

I used my cat to wipe my tears cuz I thought it would be funny but I’m allergic to cats and now my eyes are all puffy and itchy—

Everything changes and then you can’t look at the color blue or a bunny or a waffle without breaking down-