So Funny To Me When People Say That They're A Communist But Then Buy Makeup Because "the Company Says

Ya blink and suddenly vanilla extract is a meme I guess

I sang the “mr sand man/man me a sand” to my bf while he sang the normal version and his reaction (in typical cat owner fashion) was “LOVE!!!” As if he was scolding one of his cats and not listening to his girlfriend (me) sing a meme parody of a song he likes

mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation

Growing up female is traumatic. From a young age I remember being terrified that I was going to be harrassed because I had developed faster and more obviously than my peers. Even now I shudder at the idea of having to bend over in front of men of any age. I got catcalled twice at 17 by other boys my age. I couldn't drive and I was waiting for my mom to come pick up from school and two boys from inside a car at the pick up line yelled something sexual at me. I will spare you the deals but despite my false bravado and real rage I felt nothing more than embarrassed and ashamed once they had left. I had rumors around my sexual life even before I had a serious relationship of any kind and I had male friends who had found me being sexually innocent funny. The things they'd watch and openly show me was nothing more than disgusting yet the idea of exploring my sexuality and then finding out I was bisexual had me ashamed because I thought that they would be weirded out

I can go on but I won't

Maybe daydreaming about my characters when I try to sleep at night will fix me /j

Vanilla extract should taste better

Why is my tortilla telling me “NO”

There's a class I want to take in University but it's already taken up by a class that I got pre-enrolled in

Am I the only one who thinks Tsar Alexander I of Russia looks like a hamster?