Bro I Wanna Tell A Story On Here But People I Know In Real Life Have Already Heard Me Complain About

Without looking, guess how many apps you have open on your phone right now.

Then check the actual number and tag this post with how wrong your guess was.

I’ve also never really heard a man go “Hope that makes sense” after he’s done talking about something yet most of the women (myself included though I’m trying to break the habit) I know say it all the time even if they’re near experts on what they’re talking about. Men get to exist and have thoughts but we have to have a bunch of disclaimers around it

its rare that you will hear of anyone other than a woman being described as 'opinionated' because a man with an opinion is simply a man but a woman with one is clearly malfuctioning as she defies her programming

how is a little freak like me supposed to make it in this world

Damnit :(

Sorry we turned your boyfriend into vanilla extract. Yeah he's pretty much pure vanilla extract now, based on poll results.

AAAAAAAAA

No it isn’t “girlboss” or feminist to say that you don’t care about the rape of Israeli women because of what’s happening in Palestine

Yall are so sweet seriously :)