Auilox - Auilox's Discomblogulation

There's a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell, but the midnight train goes anywhere. Trains are clearly the superior transit method.

Social Animal?

It's hard to believe that someone who craves privacy (me) would sign up for yet another social network. The question is not only what can I do for them, but also, what will they do for me? Or even, what will they do to me?

We're about to find out. And, by the way, what are the social networks doing for you?

Marvel movies have completely eliminated the concept of practical effects from the movie-watching public’s consciousness

my wife tried to do the thing where you pull a tablecloth really fast and the dishes stay in place but instead of a tablecloth it was a towel and instead of dishes it was our poor long suffering cat that was just trying to sleep on said towel. poor baby got whipped across the room fast enough that its meow got dopplered into meeeeeeOOOWWwwwwww

It can be really hard to learn to engage in positive self talk, but sometimes it's easier to start by pretending it's coming from a friend, first 💜

LIFE, July 21, 1927

It does not matter how fast you go as long as you stop at the red light.

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