The Most American Thing That Has Ever Happened

🟪 minecraft-elvis follow

woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether

🟦 speedrunner-elvis follow

woah mama you suck

🟪 minecraft-elvis

bitch

🟦 speedrunner-elvis

wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama

🔫 elvis-corrector follow

say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky

🟪 minecraft-elvis

woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*

🔬elvis-scientist follow

this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry

🔍 elvis-detector follow

BEEP

if i don't get more in-game content with their interaction i'll explode

Y'all I completely i forgot that there is a whole ass group against Sampo, aka "Dark-Blue Scam Victims Association." It just reminded me how far Sampo has actually gone with his silly schemes. Bro got the whole Overworld against him. I dont know how tf he is surviving all that or getting away with it, but bro seriously deserves an applause on that istg.

They can never make me hate you, Sampo.

one thing the human emotional range is lacking is the predator animal ability to stare at people while holding the limp, bloody corpse of your prey in your mouth

self indulgent redesign

fire siblings (i'm delusional)

Eriks

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redraw hehe

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I wanna put him in so many little 60s outfits

fuck it 10 pm post we like to party