"in hetalia nations have bad memory"
THANK FUCK. i do not have time for all that
Actual queer coding / metaphors ("Nimona is trans because her creator made her as a way to express his feelings as a trans person")
Vibes ("Link is genderless because I said so")
It's funny ("Phoenix Wright is asexual because he's the Ace Attorney")
When you de-age by 10 years when you put your hair down.
oh hey i need to make a blog that isn't just- anyways-
hi. i'm aster. i made this because i realized the account i was using as a main was becoming more of a hetalia sideblog yaaay. anyways
- i'm no longer a minor
- i'm also bi and i don't mind whatever pronouns
- i write stuff... sometimes. it usually stays in my notes app or goes to @roots-of-asterisks 
- you don't get my ao3 >:p
so yeah that summarizes it all. welcome to the show
OH MY GOD
sending this to my naruto dnd group
the pope, or as i like to call him, the hokage of the catholic church
Found a wikipedia article called: "List of classical music concerts with an unruly audience response" and literally this is the funniest shit I've read in a long time