Follow My Advice: Only Get Wasted On Nights Before You Don't Have Class The Next Day. Hangover Headache

Jimmy just shoved me off the bed, I landed pretty hard on my shoulder. He's acting all flustered and weird. I just fell asleep next to him, why did he shove me?

Don't get stabbed, and I won't miss you

There's something special about sitting in our dorm alone and realizing I've made a habit of staying up late to make sure @askteenagejimmy gets back home safely. Feels like family, don't it? Too bad he won't be back tonight.

I'm literally your roommate, you can ask me for help

I love being awake at 1 am doing integrals for some stupid project, this is the 4th monster tonight and i'm not even close to being done

Kill me.

I'm not necessarily fond of the cold, but there's something oddly soothing about walking when it's chilly outside

I'm literally so bad at posting online I'm sorry for going quiet guys :')

Anyways, should I take Jimmy on a surprise date tomorrow? I'm thinking so, he started acting weird when I hung out with Anya today

whatd ya do?

Hypothetically, we did something not straight. In this (purely hypothetical situation) I fucked up and go attached, right? So, I (maybe) got attached and (maybe) said his name in a way that was (possibly) gay. Then he got pissed and left, and now I'm sitting silently in my dark bedroom.

I've been trying to comfort Jim about his birthday, but he's taking it really rough. I don't know how to help, I'm trying everything i can

What in God's green Earth am I coming across

I have no idea????

why r women so scary and men so stinky (most men that is) like i want a girlfriend but the women dont want me and i dont want men but the men want me </3

I mean, I'm single so I don't have much advice for you. It's just on perspective and the circles you surround yourself in. Generalizing genders isn't really the way to go....