Me, When Asked To Stop Being So Childish

Update: Got a stream! Real laggy, but let’s see how it does. Woo-oo!

Louie Week Day 2

2: Louie’s businesses

A list of his businesses (and the age when he founded them)

Block Land Construction- a company that takes blocks and makes them into wonderful towers, for the low low price of 1 cookie per block! (Age 2)

Crumpled Colour Corp- take crumpled or ripped paper and add various paint colours, making beautiful cards for any occasion! $1 per colour, or 2 colours for $3! Don’t think about it. (Age 4)

Louie’s kids- A charity that takes uncle Donald’s money and gives it to kids like him. Kids exactly like him. It’s for him. (Age 5)

Homework exchange- Bring in your homework, get it back finished! $2 per page/information and blackmail for tbd amount (depending on how good it is), extra $10 for next day completion, $15 for A+ quality. (Age 7)

Blackmail Bank- Buy your classmates’ darkest secrets! $20 for mildly embarrassing, $30 for humiliating, $40 for “will need to transfer schools”, $50 for “will get suspended”, $75 for “will get expelled”, $100 for “will get arrested”. (Age 8)

Louie Inc- adventure is our business! More information to be revealed in future episodes (Age 10)

K, done today too. Go team!

@louieweek2018

Mew o3o

Everyone who reblogs this before New Years (11:59 PM 12/31/17)

will be given a small art piece based off of their blog! (Well a photo over Tumblr of it but it’ll be good quality)

And I mean EVERYONE as long as it’s before the end date! Reblog fast for cute art things!

Ok, I don’t wanna spoil anything for people who haven’t watched the episode yet, so I’ll just be as vague as I can

1: Oh my God Lena

2: Aww, Lou’s jealous

3: Oh my GOD Lena

4: Little conman

5: Oh my GOD LENA

6: This kid needs to join a theatre or something

7: OH MY GOD LENA!

8: Are we sure this is a kid’s show?

Webby: *singing Animaniacs songs off-key*

Louie: END. MY. SUFFERING.

Webby: Oh, don't be so dramatic!

Louie: My hoodie’s soaking wet Webs! And covered in soap suds!

Webby: Wash it then! *starts singing again*

Louie: *sighs*

Random picture, cause I’m tired... Sorry if it’s bad, I drew it on my phone Just imagine they’re like, 14-16 here Not canon to this story Just popped into my head K? Bye

Louie: Wow, that was a quick one.

Remember to ask more questions! (I’m still hiding from the cookies thing...)

Louie, at some point you'll have to come clean about the future.

Louie: Uh... how about... in the future?

I mean, the older me said at one point he remembered going to the future, so that means it’ll eventually happen either way.

Unless some sort of paradox occurs, but I doubt think it will.

Eh, wibbly wobbly timey wimey.

Remember to ask more questions!

Ok I feel like you guys deserve something so... have a story I guess.

Random Loubby thing I drew, and story I’m making up on the spot.

(What a title)

Quick Note: They’re like, 17 or so here. Ok? Ok.

——————————————————

Webby was walking through the manor, being her awesome Webby self, when she heard something. It sounded almost like... surpressed gasps of pain.

She followed the sound for a minute or so, and it led her to the 2nd guest bathroom on that floor. The door was opened slightly. Peeking in, she saw Louie standing there, with his back to her. He was crying and leaning over the sink, running the water over his left arm.

“Hey Lou, you ok?” Webby asked, entering the room. Louie, surprised by her presence, quickly turned around, holding said arm behind his back.

“Yeah, totally.” He replied, his voice strained and his face twisted into an unconvincing smile. He rubbed his eyes dry with his right sleeve. “Why wouldn’t I be?” Webby raised a concerned eyebrow.

“What’s behind your back?” She asked.

“My arm.” Louie replied. Webby looked him in the eye for a second.

“Show me.” She said firmly. Louie chuckled nervously, fidgeting his arm behind his back for a second, before holding it out in front of him. The sleeve was rolled back down.

“See? Nothing out of the ordinary!” He said as cheerfully as he could. Webby sighed, grabbing his arm and rolling the sleeve up. Louie winced in pain. Who could blame him? There were 3 large gashes up his arm, and a few more small ones scattered among them.

“Louie, we talked about this!” Webby reminded him gently. Louie sighed shakily.

“Please don’t tell Webs.” He begged, rubbing his eyes on his sleeve again. Webby sighed again.

“I won’t.” She promised, pulling him with her out of the room. “You’re just lucky no one’s home.” She pulled him down to the kitchen and made him sit down at the counter while she got out a first aid kit.

“It’s not that big a deal Webby.” Louie told her irritably as she pulled his arm out to treat. “They’re just cuts.”

“They’re not ‘just cuts’ Louie.” Webby replied worriedly, grabbing the disinfectant from the kit. “They’re cuts you gave yourself. That’s not healthy!” She pressed a cotton swab on the largest cut, causing Louie to wince again and his eyes to water.

“Ow!” He exclaimed.

“Sorry!” Webby said quickly. “But I need to clean them!”

The next few minutes passed in silence, aside from Louie’s wincing from the pain. Finally, Webby wrapped his arm in bandages and tied them tightly.

“There.” She said quietly. “Now they’ll heal, and as long as you’re in long sleeves, no one will see.”

“Thanks.” Louie mumbled, rolling his sleeve back down. He groaned and put his head down on the counter.

“You just put your face in your blood.” Webby pointed out, lifting his head back up gently. His face was splotched with bits of crimson.

“Cool. Can you tell me when I care?” Louie asked miserably. Webby sighed and wiped his face clean with a damp cloth.

“You can’t keep doing this to yourself Lou.” She said with a concerned voice, sitting next to him.

“I can as long as there’s scissors in the mansion.” He replied. “And even without those, there’s always knives. Maybe even a good old fashioned sword.”

“Why though?” Webby asked.

“I don’t know, ok?” Louie snapped back, turning away from her. He felt a few hot tears run down his face again. “I don’t... know.” He repeated shakily.

“Look at me Louie.” Webby said firmly. He sighed and turned back around, looking her in the eye. “Louie, I know what you’re thinking.” She said after seeing the self-hatred in his eyes. “Don’t you dare believe it.”

“I...I can’t help it.” He replied tearfully.

“Lou,” Webby started, putting her hands on his shoulders. “You are an amazing person. You’re smart, you’re kind, and you are IMPORTANT. And I love you just the way you are, no matter what.” Louie rubbed his eyes on his sleeve again and sniffed. Webby pulled him into a tight hug.

“I love you too.” Louie replied quietly over her shoulder. She pulled away and kissed his forehead.

“I know you do.” She assured him with a smile. “But you need to love yourself too.” Louie’s eyes dropped to the floor.

“I can’t.” He replied. “I can’t find anything about me worth loving.”

“Then look harder.” Webby told him. “Because I see all of it every day.”

——————————————————

Ok, well, there you go.

Ok, I can’t get this out of my head, SOMEONE help me out.

Under what circumstances did someone LOCK DONALD IN THE PANTRY, and everyone just mentions it so casually, y’know, like that’s PERFECTLY NORMAL?! How long has he been in there?! Why can’t he get out?!

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!!!!