Why Is Your Cat Green?

kot - a regular cat

koshka - a regular female cat

kote (internet slang) - a cute chubby little guy, every single cute cat on the internet

kisa -  a pretty, flirtatious, graceful, cranky and haughty lady

kisunya - an extra pretty, flirtatious, graceful, cranky and haughty lady

kis’ - just a dork, controlled by aliens

kotik - a bit more disney version of a regulat cat

koten’ka - cuddly little fella, will purr and knead you to death 

kotofei - usually a big, old, extra fluffy cat, who knows a lot of bed time stories

kotyandra - fast, thin and slinky, we’re not sure if it’s even a cat 

koshak - a tough street guy, dogs fear him

kotyara - extra round, exrta big, kind ass fella. 

the list is endless.

I can barely contain myself right now

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

Maybe I’m not sad,

I just accepted

that good feelings

never last.

And so are the bad ones // ma.c.a

"Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?"

Janice, I bought a fucking banana and sat down. There is banana juice in my pockets Janice. I went to get my morning coffee and read somewhere that a banana was supposed to help with something. But I don't usually get a banana and I sat down to do my work. It exploded in my pants Janice. I need to go home Janice there is a dead banana in my pants. I'm not excited for anything, there's a fucking banana exploded in my pants Janice.

Shouldn't be too hard, I know alot of useless facts that could help.

The last three digits of your current follower count is the Dewey Decimal Classification subject on which you must immediately give a 15-minute presentation.

How would you do?

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

You wanna know why I didn't do your stupid thing? Your expectations are too high.

@nicoleh-13 @vernkost @leastcreativepersonyoullevermeet @hyuangel

I think “Hey, fuck you, buddy. I spent the night learning to riverdance,” is going to be my go-to excuse for everything, now. –AW

I miss when everyone on my dash listened to Welcome to Night Vale so there’s be a good chance that on any ole day someone would reblog a quote that would grab me by the throat and forcibly ascend me to a higher plane where I understood myself and the universe better and with more kindness but also a little spook