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Are fedoras really that bad?

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Quick, Lances. I have Pepper distracted for the time being! Go, and seek refuge.

Lace yawns: I'm already in shelter, I'm with this strange human named Yumi. She says she's a pokemon researcher.

King Lance, do you have plans for your people? For your lands, here, and foreign?

Farms to grow, maybe? Roads to build and towers that would touch the sky? Maybe a temple or few?

I’d love to hear about your plans for the future.

Signed, sincerely, your loyal subject 💙

Lance: hm, I plan to protect my subjects from anything dangerous, as for farms, I'm not sure plants could survive the cold temperature here, I plan to have some kind of road made to other towns. as for towers, I don't have any plans for towers and maybe a temple for those who believe in Arceus

*a Flareon walks through the snowy mountain mumbling angrily and shaking from his cold.* ???: I.... I'm going to kill him when I find him...."

*Flareon available for questions*

Reblog if youre bored and you want anons.

Lance, what makes you so sure you're a king, hmm?

Lance: simple, when I was an eevee my mother and father would always say I was destined for greatness. What's greater than being a king? Exactly, nothing.

Do you have fleas?

Lance: no, I think the mountains are to cold for fleas to survive.

hey pepper you look beautiful today

Pepper smirks: of course I look beautiful, I always do ~ (she purrs happily)

Hey Lance, are you looking to have a Bishōnen ninja boy as one of your special...."servant"?

Lance: of course, anyone is allowed to be my servants, be they pokemon or human, as long as they follow my orders