*Yumi Was Writing In Her Work Journal As The Rockruff Was Sleeping By Her Feet And Lance Was Just Watching

Blood: What kind of king are you supposed to be, if i may ask?

Lance: I'm the king of this mountain, I rule over the snow and the pokemon that live on this mountain.

Coñe como mola

Quick, Lances. I have Pepper distracted for the time being! Go, and seek refuge.

Lace yawns: I'm already in shelter, I'm with this strange human named Yumi. She says she's a pokemon researcher.

Do you have fleas?

Lance: no, I think the mountains are to cold for fleas to survive.

Hey Yumi? That Glaceon over there needs your help. They kinda made a powerful mon mad, and they're running from them.

Yumi: oh is that what he needs help with? Well I can keep him here.... But if there's a battle I can't help. I'm not a battler

Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.

Isn't a God greater than a king Lance?

Lance: *scoffs* some pokèmon might say a god is greater but they're wrong! If I met one of the gods I would make them bow before me!

Anonymous said:

Could you please do a clip of Team Rocket using insults that are a lot heavier than “twerp”?

meowth, control yourself

lance, how about you hide somewhere?

Lance: I'm currently running, trying to get far away from that psycho!