Human, quick! That Glaceon is in danger!
???: Huh? He's in danger? From what? (She looks around for whoever said that)
Lance: a psychopath of a Flareon is after me.... I wish humans could understand me.
If you get a anonymous or a message based like: Can you puff up your cheeks? Can you blow really hard? Can you blow a dandelion? Can you huff and puff like a wolf? Can you imitate a puffer fish blowing up? Or anything along these lines It is. A fetish based thing and you should not do it They are either sent anonymous OR through blank untitled blogs. The person/people involved keep deleting and remaking their blog. All these untitled blogs do is follow “puffy cheek” blogs or send out asks and such pertaining to that, with no content of their own on the blog. Please block these people or block the anonymous messages you get. Don’t try to fight anyone or anything just block and move on or at least tell others about it. Stay safe and have a lovely day
Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.
*lance was lying down after eating two boxes of chicken nuggets. He let out a yawn and stretches.* "....... I'm so bored!" He screamed out to the sky before starting to walk in circles "my other servants should have been here by now.....at least my jester should have been here..... " He sighed before smirking "it's been a long while since I've had a good fight, I'm allowing anyone to pick a fight with me." He said"I'm welcoming all challenges!"
to pepper: do you know why lance left you?
Pepper: he said I'm too aggressive! All I did was give him a scar on his arm for talking back to me!.... Loser won't even fight back, All he does is run!
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I laugh and continue to kiss her on the neck, one of my hands reaching down and grabbing her bottom
Pepper wagged her tail: oh, you seem really friendly, I'm guessing you like Flareons~
hey pepper you look beautiful today
Pepper smirks: of course I look beautiful, I always do ~ (she purrs happily)
i just know stan oscillates between gleeful teasing and actual mortification from his brother's past relationship
King Lance, do you have plans for your people? For your lands, here, and foreign?
Farms to grow, maybe? Roads to build and towers that would touch the sky? Maybe a temple or few?
I’d love to hear about your plans for the future.
Signed, sincerely, your loyal subject 💙
Lance: hm, I plan to protect my subjects from anything dangerous, as for farms, I'm not sure plants could survive the cold temperature here, I plan to have some kind of road made to other towns. as for towers, I don't have any plans for towers and maybe a temple for those who believe in Arceus
a text based ask blog for a glacion with a inflated ego and believes himself to be a king.
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