Okay Seriously. Reblog If You're OLDER Than 11.

“gay rights!” - Dash Baxter

(I'm half asleep and using a incorrect qoat generator and I have to share this because it's hilarious to me.)

Hoppy hopscotch , with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Kicken chicken : I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

PokeAsk Warning

If you get a anonymous or a message based like: Can you puff up your cheeks? Can you blow really hard? Can you blow a dandelion? Can you huff and puff like a wolf? Can you imitate a puffer fish blowing up? Or anything along these lines It is. A fetish based thing and you should not do it They are either sent anonymous OR through blank untitled blogs. The person/people involved keep deleting and remaking their blog. All these untitled blogs do is follow “puffy cheek” blogs or send out asks and such pertaining to that, with no content of their own on the blog. Please block these people or block the anonymous messages you get. Don’t try to fight anyone or anything just block and move on or at least tell others about it. Stay safe and have a lovely day

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

My liege. We've arrived with tribute from the outside world.

Thirty-two boxes of dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets.

Does this please you?

(Lance's ears perk up and he sits up to keep his tail from wagging) lance: it pleases me a great amount, thank you subject.

To the Flareon: How do you know Lance? Did he make you mad one day?

???: ...... he's my mate. Well he was until he just left me one day. I've been hunting him down since.... I'm going to kill him.

A boy in a winter jacket was watching lance as he started walking around. "I'm going to catch that glaceon..... I always wanted one." The boy smirked

Lance yawns. "Huh, I feel like someone was watching me...."

(Blog start.)

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