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"girl dinner is when you don't eat teehee" "men think about the roman empire women think about their ex best friends and poetry" "✨sapphic love✨ is so pure and innocent and sweet unlike nasty gross Man Lust" "girl math is when you can buy starbucks and makeup because you didn't buy it yesterday so it's free" "I'm going to explain (complex topic) for the girlies! so basically it's like when you go shopping-" "I love women because they're so soft and smooth and feminine and we can talk about girly things and they're not sweaty or hairy or horny like gross men" "women should be unemployed girls don't need jobs men should do all that for us" "ugh girls that don't like pink or being feminine just need to stop being such pick mes and get over their internalized misogyny it's gross"

god save my hairy dyke ass from this hell before I start whacking people's shins with my Girl Baseball Bat. teehee!

So there's a scam/bot spam going around. Almost fooled me, but I got the same exact message on two seperate accounts.

I haven't put in the link into anything just in case. So yeah, be aware lads.

ALRIGHT SO I THINK THEY EXPIRE AT THE END OF WEDNESDAY/TODAY

Tuesday is practically over 😔 Hulu why would you bring me pain

Everybody cross your fingers so that all of these shows will hopefully be back on Hulu sometime in the near future

I'm not sure if the shows will expire as soon as it hits 12 am and is therefore Wednesday or if they'll expire at like 11:59 pm on Wednesday, but either way this sucks 👎👎👎

I'll see how it works soon because it is 11:58 pm right now when I'm posting this so yeah

Season 3 of Animaniacs was AMAZING!!! But it’s also the last one, and it ended rather unceremoniously due to the crew not having enough time and discretion that it was the last season!! They don’t deserve that! This show doesn’t deserve that! So I’m writing a letter to Steven Spielberg asking for his help in a continuation or simply to give the characters a proper ending.

If you’re a fan of the reboot and want the show to have a proper ending I highly encourage you to send some respectful handwritten mail to his fan mail address asking him for his support. Fan mail is a great way to both show how much you love the show but also is a great way to convince people!

Anyways, I have some art to make because I had a blast watching this season and I’m heartbroken that it might be the last ❤️

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truly begging the internet as a whole to learn the difference between the “oooh i’m not like other girls i’m cool & quirky” mentality & the genuine feeling of being a total outsider among their peers that many young women experience, usually due to holding one or more marginalized identities. like “i don’t fit in with & feel ostracized by the majority of my classmates” is not inherently a pick me thing & we really don’t need to be shaming young women for expressing that they feel this way

LITERALLY PLEASE JUST START A NEW PARAGRAPH, THANK YOU.

Please

Please, please, please, please, PLEASE,

When writing fiction

And a character is talking

And a line of dialogue from a different character starts up

PLEASE

START. A. NEW. PARAGRAPH.

We can argue the arbitrary nature of the rules of writing in English all the day long but the truth of the matter is, that is how it’s been done to make reading easier for a long time and if you’re going to break the rule or use an exception, you need to know how to do it, and not just assume that anyone reading can follow along your incomprehensible string of dialogue unseparated by new paragraph breaks.

PLEASE

Animaniacs (Reboot) Season 3 is happening TOMORROW!

Get pumped.