“The preacher may never marry us and my mama may never know you but I can kiss you over a flask of whiskey and dance with you under the stars and if that isn’t marriage I’m not sure what else God is looking for.”
— Maybecowboycore
!BBC GHOST S5E5 SPOILERS!
The Captain really is too gay to function(literally)
That’s just the same picture twice 🙄
Please god tell me you see it too
So, according to the background lore, while growing up on Kamino, if the clones had any bouts of anger or frustration, they were put into the "retraining tank" which was essentially isolation. And at some point, this just kinda manifests in the clones in not being able to express their negative feelings properly, and either pushing them down or dealing with them by isolating themselves, because those two things are the only things they know how to do that somewhat work.
The Jedi help with this, of course. They teach their men how to meditate, how to express themselves, how to deal with their negative feelings and also let them go and not let them fester, and how the clones adopt this part of their conduct as well. Meditation becomes almost mandatory. It's not strictly enforced by the Jedi, but it is enforced by the Commanders and the rest of the men, especially when Shinies come from Kamino.
The Guard doesn't have a Jedi.
What they do have, is empty closets to go sit in quietly or maybe scream.
It's the best and the only thing that they have.
it’s comfort your new nine year-old padawan at 3am hours (based on the [canon] heart-wrenching passage I saw from this post)
you might think my agenda is to draw things that are cute and vaguely sad but actually I just want draw twentysomething obi-wan’s hair in that awkward phase
warm up before the training session
My brother’s take on tonight’s events
various shmi lives au stuff because 1. i love her and 2. i don't draw the skywalker-lars family enough <3
(ko-fi requests are open!)
Ok, just imagine this... Clone simps in the Star Wars universe.
It starts out small, just someone making a comment on Space-tagram, wondering what the troopers look like without helmets.
This is followed up by the op with a picture of one of the Corrie Guards without his helmet on, and a comment reading "oh no he's hot!"
(Yes star wars has their version of sponge bob.)
The picture floats around the internet and soon there's a few fan accounts dedicated to finding out more about this mysterious, and good-looking army of men, who showed up basically out of nowhere. (You know, for the fans people)
Months go by, and people start to figure out their names and numbers.
Commanders and commandos are usually the favorites, but Captains Rex, Howzer, and Keeli have become quite popular, as well as some of the arc troopers.
The Jedi council and senate are aware of what's going on but they see it as harmless.
In fact its the only positive publicity that the clones get thats not from the government.
-and then shit gets crazy.
Someone manages to get a picture of Aayla and Bly standing a little to close to one another.
"R they dating?!" "No! Bly is mine!😠" & "They make such a cute couple" are just a few of the comments.
Another person gets a photo of Plo Koon talking to the wolf pack and posts it with the following caption-
"Oh my force! He's such a good dad. Go Wolf Pack🐺"
There's also a five second video of Cody handing Obi-Wan his lightsaber.
The clone simps loose their minds over this. You'd think that he handed him a wedding ring from the way they go on about it.
Part 2 cause I couldn't resist.
Goncharov is such a good movie, so glad it’s getting the recognition it deserves
palps, trying to manipulate anakin into thinking obi-wan is having an affair with padmé: master kenobi was seen at a certain senator’s house at an unseemly hour. a senator he is very close to…
anakin: oh my god
palps: yessss
anakin: he’s fucking bail organa
palps: wait what
He/they, i occasionally will post art, i passionately hate seagulls
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