I Didn't Chose Fandom Life. It Chose Me. And It Whispered In My Ear And Said "Join A Volunteer Fire Department"

I didn't chose fandom life. It chose me. And it whispered in my ear and said "Join a volunteer fire department" "Be an Avenger" "become a Marauder" "You're a demigod by the way" "Ever hear of a satanic triangle?" "Oh my Gods, you're a founding father" "You're literally a dragon tamer" also like a million other things but who has the time

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ascending-to-godhood

3 months ago

I'm not gay guys look the stuff I do isn't rainbow

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lesbian GAY transgender trust kissing the homies goodnight sucking on popsicles and saying you wish it was bro eating chicken wings/legs and saying you wish it was bro kissing bro goodmorning being in love with bro cuddling with bro dating bro having a romantic love story between you and bro blushing when you see bro without a shirt not leaving the bathroom when bro takes a bath being called pretty boy by bro bro calling you petnames bro saving your life on multiple occasions Making out with bro almost getting yourself killed for bro sitting on bros lap falling asleep on bro being trapped in a locker with bro that one time also in a closet making bro out of pillows and needing it to go to sleep missing bro while writing this stuff losing something to bro i love bro in a completely platonic way we're not gay or anything

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ascending-to-godhood

8 months ago

MY TURN NEXT?

I'm kicking dysphoria's ASS today. I feel GORGEOUS :)

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ascending-to-godhood

6 months ago

Can I get a good boy? I enjoy being told I'm not fucking anything up

WAIT are you also i-am-a-fish?

I run about 20% of the blogs on this site

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ascending-to-godhood

3 months ago

isn't all food a temporary solution

If you have not eaten anything today I have infused this text post with vitamins and minerals. you may lick this post for nutrients as a temporary solution but as soon as you can please eat something

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ascending-to-godhood

7 months ago

I wish I could be badass but I get scared at check out

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ascending-to-godhood

8 months ago

You get used to it, welcome to the volunteers, the world is quiet here.

Just finished A Series of Unfortunate Events for the first time and I am now VFD (Very Fucking Distraught)

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ascending-to-godhood

7 months ago

So does every transmasc have back problems orrr

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ascending-to-godhood

6 months ago

I can't wait to be a dad.

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ascending-to-godhood

6 months ago

I'll get more gay if that's possible

I'm gonna get more bisexual.

I will!! I swear it!!!!

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ascending-to-godhood

8 months ago

I deeply imagine him and Jacques smoking together, but Jacques stopped (likely) and Lemony didn't.

The one detail in Penultimate Peril that I will never, ever get over is that Lemony Snicket smokes. He shows up and offers to take away the Baudelaires, and he's smoking a cigarette.

All through the series, fire is the ultimate Bad Thing. The good guys are firefighters and the bad guys are firestarters. Arson is the worst crime. And the Baudelaires' descent into moral ambiguity is shown through them starting multiple fires.

Lemony Snicket might as well be the poster boy for VFD. He was raised in it since infancy. He lost Beatrice because of the consequences of being a volunteer. He has been on the lam for at least fifteen years because of his dedication to it. He lost both of his siblings to it. There are plenty of people in the series who question VFD and its motives, but for all it's done to hurt him, Snicket is very loyal. He does point out some flaws, but not as many as you'd expect.

And yet Lemony smokes. Lemony starts fires every day to feed his own addiction. He carries a lighter or matches with him at all times, just like the villains do. He regularly engages in a massive fire hazard. He says himself that a man who smokes cigarettes is somewhere in between wicked and noble. I want to know how someone so deep in VFD even started smoking.

I think the one thing I am the saltiest about Netflix not including is that. Truly Lemony being a smoker is everything to me.

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