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Oii, vc escreve mt bem!! Gostei do blog <3 ✨

Oii, obrigadoo!! Nossa, vc fez o meu diaa!

The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

gf is apotheosis, and you cant tell me otherwise, or i will kill you

If there any demons in my area, take this chance, take my chesticles.

Cartas de amor

Vou começar a escrever cartas

Para nossos netos saberem,

Lembrarem e se inspirarem

Eles vão saber, que todos meus poemas de admiração,

Sempre serão sobre você

Yesterday I dreamed that I was friend with Luigi Mangione, and I liked him, and I got this gut feeling that he liked me too. And I was in a bar, and some dickhead druged me, and in the bathroom, I called him. And he saved me. In the other day, I wake up, and when the romance started happening.... I waked up.

I suggest you go do terapy, now

when i was a kid i got a 90% on my kindergarten "what are your favorite things?" test because for the question "what is your favorite animal?" i wrote down "puma" and it got marked wrong because my teacher said a puma isnt even an animal its a kind of shoe

What if we are cells in a body, and the sick cells are the bad people? That's the reason we want to kill them. We are the white cells. We are only protecting our body. When we are "atacked" by them, they are trying to kill us, and turn us like they. Don´t become a sick cell, buddy. Don´t join the other team.