I Hope A Serial Killer Kill Me. Please

Cleaver is sexy and stabbing is romantic, you cant change my mind

Falei de você para os pássaros E mandei-os ir Cantar sobre seu beijo que nunca provei E cantar, para os leigos terem um gostinho do céu Mesmo que não acreditamos nele -canto dos anjos

I promisse I will remember next year...

guys.... I forgot ides of march

like, omg, i didnt know that, i definitely dont think that every single day!

"Your scars will stay there forever." - Thanks Karen for enlightening me. I didn't know.

ok, I want you to imagine that I have placed a tiny little wizard in the palm of your hand. they are no more than a few inches tall.

I hope you enjoy the rest of your scroll on tumblr today, thank you

I bet that if the fansvwas in charge making, it would be so much better! And it would even be fineshed faster

Sighs. Okay yeah i have thoughts about cgi toothless.

First of all, why does he look so... slimy? He feels too smooth. Like they just stretched some scaly skin over a skeleton and let it walk around. Immediately offputting.

His body language is. Fine? Am i being nitpicky or does it seem just the tiniest bit less expressive? I'm guessing this is either the scene right after hiccup cuts him free, in which case he should be way more intimidating, or the fish-sharing scene, in which case he should feel a little friendlier and more curious around hiccup. It's a quick shot so i won't put a ton of expectations onto it, but i think it's worth noting.

Okay this is a legitimately cool detail though. He has a secondary eyelid!! You can see it slipping away when he opens his eyes. That's a detail exclusive to the books so i like that they included something as small as that.

Sighs again. And this is the shot that prompted me to make this post.

Look at the original, and then look at the cgi version. I could write an essay about how inferior the cgi version is in comparison.

First off, they flattened his face. I swear every iteration of night furies after the first movie has just been compressing their snouts until they're sufficiently 'cute' enough for the audience to forget they're supposed to be sleek and aerodynamic.

Second, his eyes. Absolutely radioactive. I understand using a brighter colour for his eyes, especially in a relatively darker environment to make him stand out and seem more fantastical. But. They're just so bright. It's mildly unsettling how saturated they are compared to everything else.

Third, his eyes. Again.

Toothless is supposed to be terrified but still threatening in this scene, and the original shot conveys that perfectly. If it's a threat, then by all means hiccup should kill it or at least run, but instead he draws a connection between both of them being scared of the other and decides to cut him loose instead. And that's the core of their relationship. Toothless is staring him down with a slitted pupil that could just as easily be interpreted as "fuck around and find out" but hiccup just acknowledges that there's a frightened, injured animal in front of him that needs help, and he helps.

Is any of that conveyed in the cgi version? No!! It's trying so hard to be cute that it's gone full circle back to just being scary. The wide-eyed stare, the dilated pupil, he's basically just saying "🥺🥺 uwu pwease i'm so cute and innocent don't kill me aha 👉👈". Which is a lot less of a compelling reason for hiccup to free him!! Plus the fact that toothless turns up to look at him instead of lying and accepting his fate like in the original, which only makes it seem even more like he's trying to show off how apparently adorable he is.

Idk. Just the difference between the in-your-face sanitised cuteness of "teehe you wouldn't kill little old me would you? 🥺" and the expert subtlety of his "please don't hurt me" of the original doesn't give me high hopes for a toothless that stays true to his character from the first movie. Even from something as small as this. He's gonna get woobified. I can feel it.

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

Quem diria que eu tremeria se eu tomase um monte de remedio

Devoção ou obrigação? Qual a diferença?

“Por favor, deixe-a em paz, ela não merece, ela é só ela, ela era uma garotinha que rezava, que corria sem medo, que vivia, não apenas sobrevivia. Mas olha o que você fez, você arruinou tudo, ela odeia isso, odeia ter visto tantos horrores que não acredita mais, ela sobrevive. Por favor, deixe a em paz, você é um ser ‘divino’, o pior de todos, você fala que da as melhores batalhas aos melhores guerreiros, mas é uma covardia, jogar todas as piores e maiores guerras da humanidade para uma criança, você jogou um menino, um bebe, para um planeta fadado ao fracasso, repleto de pecado, e você sabia disso, afinal, você fez isso, você criou tudo, então sabe que, quando você jogou aquela criança naquele útero, quando você fez os pais dele amarem ele, mais não o suficiente para amar você menos, você fez uma crença a partir do medo e da punição eterna, você sabia, que quando fez tudo isso, você foi rebaixado a um de nós, ao pecadores, mas você se recusa a aceitar, eu podia ignorar, como todos fazem, mas você passou dos limites quando feriu ela. Ah, esqueça esse começo, de por favor, você nunca ajudou ninguém sem ser para te ajudar. Eu amaldiçoo você, eu quero que você sofre muito, e sofra dobrado por cada alma sofrida da terra, por cada dia. Eu quero que você queime, eu apenas não vou dar um tiro na minha cabeça e ir até você, te dar uma surra, apenas por causa dela, espero que você aproveite o resto da minha vida, porque quando acabar, e eu estiver nos fundos do inferno, eu vou ir atras de você, e fazer você se arrepender por maltratar ela, o meu amor, a minha vida. Meu amor por ela desafia as leis, tanto do mundo físico, como as suas leis estupidas, eu a amo como Lucífer ama justiça, e eu faria tudo, tudo mesmo, para faze-la abrir um sorriso sincero. Com ódio por você, e amor e fieldade á ela, eu termino essa, coisa, talvez possa chamar de declaração de amor eterno e ameaça.”

- Esse deve ser um pecado gigante, mas não se iguala ao meu orgulho de ser quem ela chama de amor

Fine shyt has separated tooth LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO BABYYYYYYY WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO