I Come Back To Tumblr For 4 Seconds And 4chan Is Dead? What Happened!?

The universe, methinks.

Guy Fieri and Oscar Wilde reside on the opposite ends of a spectrum. I don't know what the spectrum is, but one of them is in the one extreme end and the other is in the other extreme. I don't know how or why.

Just a few seconds ago

I remember

Life seemed so grimm

So dark

So mean

Until i told you the truth

And we changed

We changed things together

Just between us

And the world

With your kindness

Grew brighter

I coudnt see the sun

Until i talked to you

I couldnt see the clouds and how they drfited

So soft and wistfully

Until you made me smile

You whisked me away

So unknowingly

From the darkness ive surrounded myself with

And it wasnt until then

That i saw how beautifully the blue sky was

And that i remembered

How the clouds reminded me of your dress

The dress you wore when we first met

Ill never forget

Not that day

Not that dress

Not you

Not ever.

My teeth cannot touch tips or else The Thing will happen and I Will Die.

Does anyone else remember when Johnson & Johnson used to be a family company? Like, when they would literally say "Johnson & Johnson, a family company" in their ads, but apparently now they're a mega corp???? Like when did THAT happen????

loving the lord of the rings so far

I think all men and trans men should take a class about toxic masculinity and how to prevent doing/being it because even if you make fun of it and tell yourself your not gunna be toxically masculine, You Just Might Catch Yourself Doing It. (From personal experience. Unlearning is hard)

sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

comic i wrote last year about having a very nervous dog. i love you kirby you are my best friend forever

"I don't like JRK but I still love Harry Potter"

You have blood on your hands

Burn your fucking Harry Potter merch or be burned with it.

I'm fucking livid.

I am human

I am human

I am human

I am not a monster

Im just a human

Im not a monster

Im just human

Im just a person

And i make mistakes

And that's okay