I Feel Like Im Stuck Under A Dreamworld Spell Sometimes And I Get Hit With This Super Weird Wave Of "wait,

I hate the sound of babies crying, but I can't hate a baby. They've been here for like five minutes and approach this situation with an unhesitant attitude of "my needs are unmet and I am going to make it everybody's problem", and I respect that.

bpd + adhd culture is crying, but you suddenly remember something funny and start to laugh. Then getting upset that it ruined your mood, like come on I was supposed to be having my daily crying session

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I want crows, but like, not ones that will steal your food. Or maybe they could steal your food, but you out out a bird feeder or a lile of gems for them to take from so they dont take your food. Or maybe you make a decoy farm just for them. I want little crows that scream at you at random intervals and bring you things if you're nice to them. Like allays but sassy.

minecraft needs more birds. there are like two birds in the whole of minecraft and i find that unacceptable. where are the fucking ducks

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Cutesy awesome sauce

Going to add lore to my little story

Going to make it so if you want to sacrifice a person, you need their permission, but if the person is a parent with a still living child (direct child, not step) the child can give permission for their parent/s to be sacrificed to the gods.

Only works with mothers/father and son/daughters

Your niece cant give your soul to the gods unfortunately and neither can your granchild

But your direct kid can

"We love you so much you dont even know. And i know sometimes it doesn't look like love, but it is." It's literally not? If you have a spoon thay looks like a fork, thats noy a spoon. Thats a spork.

If what your doing kr giving does not look like love, it is not. You breaking my sense of self and character down to put me in my place is not love. Thats you taking your anger out on me because you have the mental stability of a 12 year old without adhd on Adderall.

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

Just an extremely Normal thing to say

Reminder they want to increase the budget for ICE from 3.5 to 45 billion dollars.

Reminder the majority of that will be for building new detention centers.

Reminder ICE are *currently* detaining tourists who can pay for a plane ticket home and people with visa issues that were already resolved, because they have to make quota so Trump can brag about the numbers going up.

Reminder most of these people were already in the immigration system - that's why they were easy to detain.

Reminder this is all at taxpayer expense.

Reminder these are people.

✨️A conversation i just heard✨️

My friend: YOU STEPPED ON SNAILS AND LAUGHED

Her brother: I DIDNT STEP ON THEM

Mf: YES YOU DID!!

Hb: I DIDNT CRUSH THEM!!! .... THE SUN DID!!

The ONE thing i have found that helps with Second Hand Embarrassment is...!

Losing/Not Using The Controller!!

Its a wonderful tactic due to its ability to force one to watch through the whole Second Hand Embarrassment Inducing Scene, WITHOUT ALLOWING FOR ONE TO PAUSE.

It is also a torture method.

But you can get through The Scene much faster and better (like you would watching it at a movie theater) than if you were to pause! In my case, pausing the show to avoid The Scene to or recover from The Scene causes me to want to Stop Watching The Series/Movie to avoid The Scene, resulting in a Disinterest.

To lose the controller or to Not lose the controller, oh which should i choose.