I Wish I Was Truly Alone

the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

Ao3 campaign filling up in a blink of an eye is a joke

If your lips get chapped, then does that mean the skin on your anus gets chapped, too?

loving the lord of the rings so far

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Cutesy awesome sauce

Context: i am on my twin sized bed. A pile of blankets to my left, myself in the middle, and my legs srawled to the right with my knee at the edge of the bed.

My cat: comes, sits in front of my knee, and yells at me.

Me: "Dude WHAT do you want?" I look over to see he is patiently waiting for me to move my leg as if hes never walked all over me before and he'll never (he will) do it again, so i move my leg.

My cat (his mames milo btw): walks over to my face, yells at me, turns around and sits down. He is now aprox. A foot and a half away from me with his back turned to me. And has the audacity to yell at me, again, except now he wants me to pet him.

Me: "okay, asshole." I pet him

Milo: HE WALKS AWAY FROM ME AND GOES AND LAYS UP AGAINST MY KNEE AND SULKS. And after about 20 minutes of laying and doing nothing he then walks all over my thigh, yells at me some more for pets, and then lays just barely within reach of me to pet him, and gets mad at me when i pet him in his favorite spot.

Is this what its like raising children?

bpd + adhd culture is crying, but you suddenly remember something funny and start to laugh. Then getting upset that it ruined your mood, like come on I was supposed to be having my daily crying session

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The universe, methinks.

Guy Fieri and Oscar Wilde reside on the opposite ends of a spectrum. I don't know what the spectrum is, but one of them is in the one extreme end and the other is in the other extreme. I don't know how or why.

we need to slow down a little I'm so serious. all these quick short videos on tiktok, ig reels, and youtube, artists releasing quick little songs for the trend, tv shows releasing episodes at once, people using chat gpt and google ai overview because they get answers quickly but no validation done for the source, we need to sloww downn i really do not think our brains should be running this fast