yay! the ultimate crash guide
written stuff under break incase you can’t read my shitty handwriting + extra/random information (based on the oneyplays wiki)
feelers will always stick out
legs burrow into bottom jaw & moves it
The spine merged and grew, creating a bone backfin that popped out
smooth to the touch
forces him to permanently slouch (shrimp)
Not rotting somehow, is just green
(the blue feeler attached to the shrimp) rewires + controls the brain
The body is a corpse, Crash is the shrimp, but prefers to be referred to as one entity
Randon fish & shrimp mannerisms
very cleanly
drools sometimes, accidental
spit is how crash doesn’t dry-drown (very gross)
full name: Crash (rest unknown)
nicknames: none yet lolol
gender: shrimp (he / him)
species: shrimp
physical age: shrimp
mental age: 19
height: 5’3” (corpse) 2.5” (shrimp)
The phrase "my name is _" has been ruined for me. Like oh you have a name. Your name is something. Like Edwin. Did you also make the mimic. Was it also difficult for you to put the p
Stobotnik week day #7 - Sleep/Napping
Average crab morning.
friendly neighborhood reminder my comms are open. shoot me some money and ill draw whuteva no nsfw though thanks gangy gang!!
happy valentines day yall
Uhm…they’re kinda bad but whatever. Also here’s the real pictures
At least we are grounded together 💔@skinconnoisseur
I can’t believe my mom grounded @skinconnoisseur. That’s not even her kid... is it?
‘Do Not Open’ is still one of my favorite episodes because of this absolute legend. He’s at the top of my list of badass people who survived encounters because they just ain’t with that shit.
An icon.
more of these two ❤️💙
How the fuck am I meant to go back to my normal routine