I Once Said That Luigi And Mumbo Have The Same Vibes, So Of Course I Had To Put Mumbo In Luigi’s Mansion,

With Sausage and Joel's dirty daddy penpalling and Scott's not so subtle obsession with handcuffs flirting, Empires smp is gradually getting less and less PG

Guys

Guys

GUYS IM SORRY

i think it's funny that I genuinely struggle to spell bread of all things.

I was looking for a picture of bread, and typed: Bred, brab, breb, breab, brad, bre, and breeb. all before I managed to type bread.

Fun Ways to Meet Characters

Thieves stealing important objects from the main characters and then being forced somehow into a found family situation

Saving a character’s life by doing something like taking an arrow/bullet

By losing a bet with a stranger and then teaming up

Gambling with a shifty character and getting really mad at them, only for them to later end up saving the other character’s life

Meeting the other in an arranged marriage and actually liking them (or really, really hating them)

Or having a chaotic dynamic where they irritate each other but they’re equally chaotic, so they become the mischievous duo in the found family

By bickering over the last piece of food at a banquet

Getting hired as a servant or maid, or some other serving position

By accidentally almost killing a character, only for them to join the found family and literally never stop bringing up that first meeting

the truth is stranger than my own worst dreams

oh the darkness got a hold on me

i have brainrot for boat boys sooo

au where etho some how ends up on empires and is found by hermes who immediately recognizes him as that redstone god his dad talks about all the time. so he brings a very confused etho to an 11’ft joel who’s ecstatic to see him. shenanigans ensue.

etho: why are you 11’ft tall?!? i thought you were like 5’ft

joel: i have no idea what your talking about i’ve always been this tall and sexy

back from the hospital

im not ready

I did another bunch of incorrect quotes

again from @dragonflavoredcake

part 1