This Goes For Stolas Too

every time anna lightwood is on the page i literally cannot focus on anything else

and if i said i'm still pulling for the izzy is valentine's daughter theory

i am pointing and laughing at anyone who says cassie doesn't like jem

i'm reading today i swear 😭

am i seriously behind on the chain of iron read? yes.

am i reading? no.

instead i'm thinking about the intricacies of the dynamic between the dhampir and moroi in vampire academy.

oh nbd just saw the percy jackson trailer and burst into tears

this is james herondale erasure

those tsc boys have got to stop coming up with the most insanely suicidal plans. looking at you two in particular, Jace Herondale and Simon Lewis.

"father is a worm" is probably one of my favourite scenes of all time

counter argument:

DO IT GROVER ITS WORTH IT YOU'LL END UP IN A WEDDING DRESS WITH A CYCLOPS TRYING TO MARRY YOU

"No one's ever botherd to check the seas"

DONT DO IT GROVER ITS NOT WORTH IT YOU'LL END UP IN A WEDDING DRESS WITH A CYCLOPS TRYING TO MARRY YOU

quit last night bc the next episode looks endeavour-centric and i'd rather end it all

Oh jocelyn and the memory thing. I hadnt really thought it through before but she quite literally did not have to do that like the lost herondales managed all right for generations and they had people actively hunting them down for half the time. I also get icked out by how she treated baby Sebastian, like she could tell he was evil but he was still a baby who hadnt done anything yet.

THIS!!!

she stole clary's memories AND neglected johnathan which left him vulnerable to valentine. mother of the year 👏

i firmly believe if jocelyn took johnathan with her when she fled he would have grown up better. i mean look at that comic with johnathan and valentine. he's a CHILD who just wants to know where his mom is.

ALSO

can we talk about how, like all the circle members except maybe luke, jocelyn didn't actually care that valentine was spewing racist rhetoric against downworlders?

like yeah she acknowledges he was wrong, but let's be completely honest here: it became a problem for jocelyn when he began targeting the clave. targeting shadowhunters.

i will hate this woman until i die. she's a terrible person and parent and clary deserves better