Everyone Is Out To Get The Lightwoods And Herondales Because They're Just That Iconic

jace dreaming of clary essentially showing up in a schoolgirl outfit will never not be funny

god the way muichiro smiles at tanjiro makes me want to cry

"i am yours to command"

if you held me at gun point i would admit through gritted teeth that i've warmed up to him A LITTLE

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still so no impressed by the whole "bully people first" thing but i can acknowledge that he was really young when he made that choice and is growing.

final verdict (open to amendment): i want to punch him in the balls slightly less hard

before i read tlh for the first time i read cast long shadows and every exquisite thing and i have one thing to say:

FUCK ALASTAIR

if that man has no haters i'm a corpse idc idc idc. he will never redeem himself to me.

someone needs to invent the registry early so we can put charles fairchild on it

Oh jocelyn and the memory thing. I hadnt really thought it through before but she quite literally did not have to do that like the lost herondales managed all right for generations and they had people actively hunting them down for half the time. I also get icked out by how she treated baby Sebastian, like she could tell he was evil but he was still a baby who hadnt done anything yet.

THIS!!!

she stole clary's memories AND neglected johnathan which left him vulnerable to valentine. mother of the year 👏

i firmly believe if jocelyn took johnathan with her when she fled he would have grown up better. i mean look at that comic with johnathan and valentine. he's a CHILD who just wants to know where his mom is.

ALSO

can we talk about how, like all the circle members except maybe luke, jocelyn didn't actually care that valentine was spewing racist rhetoric against downworlders?

like yeah she acknowledges he was wrong, but let's be completely honest here: it became a problem for jocelyn when he began targeting the clave. targeting shadowhunters.

i will hate this woman until i die. she's a terrible person and parent and clary deserves better

i'm gonna end it all

headcanon where clary dreams about a man with blond hair and green eyes smiling at her while she's painting. she can't help but notice the slightly faded parabatai rune, can't help but notice the nostalgic beauty that man carries.

"it's beautiful." he says, looking at her drawing.

clary can't help but wonder if the man were an artist too.

must run in the family, he thinks, the love for art.

when clary wakes up that morning and looks at herself in the mirror, green eyes stare back at her. she smiles, turning around to see the painting drying.

a blond and a dark haired man, their backs to her. one carried a gun; the other, a chakram.

it's beautiful, she thinks.

i literally cannot wait

every single belial mention makes me think of that tiktok trend where people show insane pictures of their pets

one breesel kiss has more chemistry than every breenick kiss i love winning

i straight up squealed we are WINNING

PAN BREE CONFIRMED PAN BREE CONFIRMED