“Carl Isn’t Doing This! Carl is Not Doing Any Of These Noises!”

that sexy little gay keyboardist will pay

My god these pics... There's somthing special in how carl looks in them that makes me go CRAZY

🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Some pre birthday, birthday boy.

TRUE

roger’s chipped teeth are so fucking hot to me it makes me want to make out with him and stick my tongue in his mouth even more

Giving Carl a hand, here?

im sorry but I LAUGHED OUT LOUD WHEN I SAW THIS.

corl.

tumblr bitch: liking emerson lake and palmer makes you a freak!

me: **growls really hard**

keith: it's ok theyre just jealous babe...

me: i know keith, i know

greg: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW GREGORY KEITH AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

greg: youre so boring ** writes love beach **

me: ** sighs **

police: ** en route **

carl: ** palmer **

credit to @naupactus who posted this on discord and gave me permission to post it here