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[Podfic] How to Dissect a Ghost

written by @uniasus, narrated by @apple-sapling

Original work: How to Dissect a Ghost by Uniasus

Full Length: 16:52 | Rating: T

Summary:

Maddie and Jack are determined to further the field of ectobiology by being the first to dissect a ghost - but they didn't realize it would be so complicated!

Thanks to Uniasus for writing and permission to podfic <3

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Time to share this freak here.

Yup, this guy's made the rounds a few times on other sites, now he lives here.

A “minor” lab accident caused Jack and Maddie to be knocked backwards through the portal into the Ghost Zone.

It didn’t take too long for Danny to notice and go in after them in the Specter Speeder, but time in the Zone can be wonky. He has no idea how long it’s been from their perspective, nor how much chaos they could have caused with that time.

So he went in fully expecting to quite possibly emerge in a giant clusterfuck of a battlefield.

Except, it turns out their chaos went in a different direction.

After being forced to interact with ghosts in new contexts, they chilled out about the ghost hunting thing. Instead, they settled into performing more anthropological and ecological studies of the ghosts.

But they’re still them, so they’re the ontological opposite of “subtle” or “low-key”.

They may not be chasing ghosts around guns blazing, but they are chasing them around pestering them with questions. Or stalking them around taking notes on behavior. Or just generally causing unmatched chaos in other ways.

Apparently Maddie ended up leading a revolution in another haunt that was ruled similarly to Aragorn’s, almost becoming a cult leader in the process. Jack broke into Pariah’s Keep and nearly woke up the sealed king to “ask for directions” (or possibly did wake him up; Danny’s heard conflicting rumors. He doesn’t think that that could have happened without anyone noticing, but with his parents he’s never sure).

Danny thinks he heard some Observants mutterings about an “interdimensional incident” too, but he isn’t touching that with a ten foot pole.

The problem with “I want to write a fic where Sai and Karin are friends” is that it is 100% in the territory of like. “The rating exists purely due to the gore and trauma.”

Is there even kissing? Probably not. Is there cutting out tongues and then biting your friend to grow it back in order to slip the Gordian Knot of Danzo’s seal and gain your freedom so you can tear down the horrifying organization you grew up in? Y… yeah. There is.

Screenshot redraw #1

Person irl asked me a few days ago which fictional race like I'd like to be and I said hobbit. I just want to chill.

hobbits eat six meals a day and are always smoking weed and yet i never hear anybody talk about wanting to be a hobbit. you all sicken me

My first thought was that I die inside the slow cooker. So I guess both?

If you die while making food in a slow cooker, whoever finds your body will have a nice warm meal waiting for them.