Orange Is For Sure The Hardest Part Of The Speedrun, Not Sure If It Makes It Better Or Not.

call him bubonic the way he plagues me

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When Danny has new people over they are always surprised how many nice things he has. But they are also really mismatched. There is a high-tech blender standing next to an antique meat grinder. He also once brought an entire wheel of authentic grana padano cheese to a party.

Also, danny has garage sales once a month. Which is odd for a colledge student living in an apartment.

As a current college student I refuse to believe Danny as Ghost King doesn’t answer summons. As soon as people start summoning him he starts demanding home cooked meals and fat wads of unmarked cash.

That they started off summoning him with the blood of virgins was a bit distasteful, but once he told them to knock it off (threatened to take whatever harm they do to innocents out on their skin, tenfold) they seemed to get the message and started giving him offering of home decor and kitchen appliances instead.

All things being equal, they don’t even ask for much in return. For most of them, just the confirmation that he exists and is “”watching out“” for them is enough. Although lately he’s started giving his cultists random junk (a nice rock he found, a handful of marbles, a piece of scrap metal from his parents lab) and telling them they’re sacred artifacts of great power, as a joke.

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a smidgen of self indulgent wintertime angst (context not included)

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But what if one day they all go to a party, black out, and in the morning realize none of them is the ghost king. And the investigation begins. Eventually they figure out who left the party with the title, and what stupid game caused it. Ofc the person no longer have it (it isn't common knowledge among humans how the crown is passed, or they didn't even know they had it), so it turns into a full quest of following breadcrumbs all over the school/college/city.

Danny gives up at some point, bc he doesn't even care for the crown that much. He is dragged along by his friends, and only gets invested again once it turns the crown is/is about to get into possesion of someone who really shouldn't have it (in Dannys opinion - maybe box ghost? Or Vlad? Or Dash?)

The title of ghost king can only be passed through combat. I’ve seen fic prompts and art where defeating Danny in board games or video games or like a stupid bet count as trial by combat.

I’m proposing a crack fic where Danny and all of his friends are constantly trading places as The Ghost King, at first on accident, but then intentionally as they all find increasingly stupid ways to one-up each other.

I made a podfic!

and I made the coverart for it too :)

[Podfic] Building Graves like Homes

There's a spot next to the portal, not quite under the jut of it, between where the side ends and where the filter sits on the wall. The hum of the portal and lab resonates just perfectly to be almost a lullaby, the edge of the portal's jutted out side providing a good little nestle spot for Danny to sit and lean against. Danny likes to sit there, in the rare moments when his parents aren't in the lab, and just kind of…ruminate. Or: In which I explore the idea that a grave isn't always conventional, and sometimes a half-dead boy can build his own without realizing it. [Length: 24:52]

I'm a circle I guess. I think this test doesn't capture the fact that I don't ineract with people that much If I don't have the energy to be positive snd sometimes forget you are supposed to talk when you're having a conversation.

I've never met someone who actively disliked me though (apart from one guy who had a problem with my partner), but I feel like I wouldn't even notice that.

Alr slay

Link here if you wanna take it

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So I was showing my boss some ideas for classes in my note pad and she’s really quiet and goes…”who is that man staring at me?” And I go……huh? And she points at the page and says “him” and I’m like ??????? Until I realize….

She could see the doodle from the next page bc the paper is so thin lmfaooooo

“Who is that man staring at me”

I’ll never stop thinking about this hbsjsjsk