Diavolo You Son Of A Whore I Dont Care About How Hot You Are I Will Get You For Everything You’ve Done

★Happy birthday Jean-Pierre Polnareff★

(Guess what? Today it’s not Polnareff’s birthday but, as every JoJo character, he deserves a celebration for his birth. Also, it’s my father’s birthday so… I guess I killed two birds wth one stone!)

God I fucking love Polnareff. Everytime I see his fucking huge bara tiddies my day gets brighter and my crops flourish. It is a fucking crime to make a character this perfect. I wish he was real. I wish he was real so fucking much. Araki why do you hurt me so? His thicc pecs and ass make me want to nut. I would give him absolutely anything for him to call me "ma cherie". It is my ultimate fantasy for me and him to live a peaceful life in the french countryside. His hair looks like an 80's disaster but I love it on him. He is so beautiful but at the same time cute and sexy. He might be a simp but he's my simp. The only thing I want in life is to cuddle and comfort him whenever he's thinking about his sister😢. Even a 3,000 page novel could not describe how much I adore this baguette turtle. He didn't deserve what happened to him. I'm glad that fucking watermelon hair ass bitch Di***lo gets to suffer forever.

Anyway, what's your favorite part?

*pulls up to Sonic Drive-In* HEY *honks la cucuracha horn* YO DOES KNUCKLES WORK HERE

Awwww

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whoever modeled/animated miku’s dance moves has my undying respect

Like if you would ask him what’s wrong

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Today, we will be talking about Shadow the hedgehog and his smaller-than-a-walnut penis

Episode 5 in a nutshell (x)