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This is one of the best things ever created. The original vid is great too

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

If the mercs were furries, what would their fusonas be?

Sniper~ Dingo! Wild Australian dogs that are fearless and not picky about what they eat. 

Soldier~ Soldier already has the Freedom Feathers item to show his inner furry. Or feathery (?) in this case.

Scout~ Hes swift, and noisy. He’s be a dog of some kind, probably a Whippet. 

Engineer~  Maybe a bull? Hes got short-man syndrome, so his furry would be something much bigger and stronger than he is. They're stubborn, but quite clever, and used to working in groups.

Medic~  He’d probably want to be one of his doves, but I think he’d be better suited to a wolf. Sleek, strong, a pack member, protective. I think it fits!

Demoman~ He has a good couple of were-wolf and dog related items in his roster, so I think he’d suit a big, shaggy dog. Maybe not quite a grey wolf like Medic, but something wolf-like. Maybe a cross-breed between wolf and a domestic dog?

Heavy~ Probably expected, but I always see him as a brown bear. Big and strong, fearless, very family orientated. Big and floofy.

Spy~ Also kinda cliche, but a fox. Sleek, sneaky, intelligent, very cunning. 

Pyro~  A salamander. “The legendary salamander is often depicted as a typical salamander in shape, with a lizard-like form, but is usually ascribed an affinity with fire, sometimes specifically elemental fire.” - Wikipedia.  Theyre mysterious, but friendly.

BABY💖GOLIATH

In China Sony marketed Venom as a "perfect boyfriend" and the posters look like this

Petition to call Soilder x Demoman "Bomb Pop"

Connor: (knocking on the abandoned house’s door to reveal Ralph opening it)

Connor: Is an AX400 here?

Ralph: Uh, you know what?

Kara: (smashes through a window in the background)

Ralph: She just left.

Episode 5 in a nutshell (x)

Weenie man nightcore

@ disney y’all were supposed to make him old and ugly!!! i am NOT going to be able to sit in that theater for two and a half hours and hear this jafar talking to that dumbass parrot and say shit like “oh i love how your nasty little mind works” because ill have to get up and leave im not gonna be able to do it

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