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Gothamites thinking that Bruce, Batman, Clark, and Superman are in a polyamorous relationship would be so funny bcs wdym Karen just saw the CEO of the Wayne Enterprises got carried bridal style by Superman in an alley and then they shared a long kiss? Isn't Superman in love with the Dark Knight?Because one time after helping Batman save the city, he held Bat's waist and their faces are so close, no gap was seen! But then also, last Monday, on a press conference, Bruce shamelessly flirted and attempted to sit on this reporter's lap, wait what's the reporters name? Isn't that reporter from Metropolis? But then also on live television, after saving the reporter, who Bruce Wayne flirted with, the reporter embraced and held the Dark Knight's face so close as if he was too afraid to lose the Bat! WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING?? ARE THEY IN A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP? ARE THEY CHEATING WITH ONE ANOTHER? WHAT TF IF HAPPENING? Each news tabloids every week are one hell of a ride.

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