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OMG CHARLEY!!!! YOU FUCKED THE POTTERY BOY IN THE ART ROOM!!! GOOD FOR YOU!!!!

How Superman Keeps His Hair Perfectly Coiffed While Fighting for ‘Truth Justice and a Better Tomorrow’

Maybe rehearsals isn’t all that bad 😏

go leslie!

Batman and Superman haven't revealed their identities to the league yet, but they know each other's. One day during a meeting Superman suddenly says one of his kids is sick and he has to leave. The rest of the JL are surprised he has a kid (multiple?!) and haven't mentioned them until now. Meanwhile Bruce is trying not to panic because he knows it's one of HIS kids that are sick, but it'll raise suspicion if he leaves as well.

THIS ATE DOWN

Olympics AU: Grover Underwood

And a reminder that the Paralympics are still going on Right NOW- until September 8th!

Also @grandpakronos - I tried to leave room for Grover to still be Percy’s manager somehow 😉

Talia, appearing unannounced to visit Damian : Greetings, beloved. How has our son fared under your care ?

Bruce : He's—

Clark, flying in at superspeed upon hearing Talia's 'beloved' : Hey, B ! My husband, sunshine of my universe, eternal partner of my heart, center of my gravity, moon to my stars, undisputed love of my—Oh ! Talia. Didn’t see you there. Hi.

Talia, deadpan : ... Must you always ?

the comic nerd within me has awoken

hard truths + the master of evasion at work