Hiii Phy-phy. Good Morning…

HAPPY (super fucking late) VALENTINES DAY!!!!

(art + bonus under cut)

sorry for getting this in so late lol. i had wanted to do this all week (the first image), but never started because “i always have tomorrow!” and adhd… very much also adhd.

and it was supposed to be a lot better than some crappy meme format looking shit, but whatever. im actually pretty happy with how bill came out, though i wish i could’ve made it look like he was actually stretching and pulling at the shirt, instead of… whatever he’s doing in the picture.

and mike was supposed to be fully drawn out, not just the “:D” but i wanted to draw him in a more realistic style ive been trying lately, (but obv that didn’t work), and i wanted him to be like clenching his fist at his sides, smiling and giggling like a dork, all while trying not to bounce up and down with autistic joy. because he likes the shirt.

but i physically cannot draw mouths for the life of me.

anyways, the 2nd picture might look really good, but i just traced over a stock photo i thought was cute, coloured it in, and used my trusty dusty 2018 gacha life shading skills. (the only part that looks good is bills vest lol) and the more i look at it the more i eugh…. yk? artist shit man, istg.

but yeah, i don’t have a human bill design yet, because i cant for the life of me draw out what i think bill looks like as a human, because 1, idk, and two, it depends on the micheal (ik, im making this a lot harder for myself)

so this one was based off of @wackpedion‘s human bill design! (who is soooo fucking cute and adorable btw, checking out their art is a must)

and heres a lil treat for you guys; an unfinished relationship/ship chart from a long time ago!!! i thought some parts of it were funny, so i thought i’d share :’)

(i reviewed/revised it a lil bit, but im pretty sure most of that stuff isn’t really canon anymore)

but yeah, happy valenpines day <3

guys it is fucking 6 am.

i just read the angstyist bill one liner in a (beautiful) fic, im left there in awe, emotional, i scroll down to the next post

“you met this dorito looking ass in your dreams”

GOD DAMNIT I HATE THIS FANDOM 😭

“telling someone only he acutely trusted would” STUT THE FUCK UP.

IM CLAWING AT MY ENCLOSURE THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY.

ATTENTION EVERYONE!! WE’VE REACHED PEAK COMEDY

like bill…. buddy…. how bad does a break up have to be if fucking GAME THEORY talks about it?????

I'm gonna throw up

✨️ask game✨️

random emoji-based questions to sate your curiosity

personal

👁 eye colour

🇪🇺 nationality

🏳️‍🌈 sexuality

🏳️‍⚧️ gender identity

🛐 religion

faves

☕️ hot drink

🧃 cold drink

🍜 dish

🍉 fruit

🥦 veggie

🎉 holiday

🎲 game

🏐 sport

🐈‍⬛ animal

🌻 flower

🌦 weather

🌍 place

🚙 means of transport

fandom faves

😇 blorbo

😈 meow meow

👥️ otp

📺 tv show

🎬 movie

📚 book

🎶 musical artist

hhihi

grrr… im trying to draw something for valentines day BUT I HAVE NO ART OF MIKE WHATSOEVER!!!

like ive drawn him a million times have i not??? where did all my doodles of him goooooo

Really can't get over the CAN WE TALK? stickynotes. And I mean I think part of it really kinda clicked when I've seen some fanart about it. We really see in TBOB that Ford after beginning to hear voices slipping through the cracks and questions Bill, to learn what Bill really intended, ENTIRELY shuts down his communication with Bill. And you see Bill when he gets questioned in that moment responds with a heavily implied dialogue along the lines of "haha, yeah I tricked you, I'm here to overtake your dimension". But Bill still expects Ford to respond to him in some way, and it's very clear that Bill is shocked when Ford REFUSES to talk to him. And what's interesting is Bill doesn't just IMMEDIATELY begin with threats; he actually leaves stickynotes first, before Bill realizes he's FUCKED UP big time and gets really nasty. There's something pleading with the CAN WE TALK? sticky note. There's a point where Bill does realize he's not getting what he expected, that he's missing Ford, and that he's willing to possibly even smooth some things over, explain things better (maybe even the part that the nightmare dimension is unraveling perhaps) or persuade Ford into Bill's plans. But Ford refuses, and it's already too late for Bill because just like with Stan, Ford feels betrayed and when Ford feels betrayed he'll mercilessly cut the person out of his life. Ford deeply, deeply holds hurt and betrayal and as a result he has zero desire to speak with Bill again (and also uhhh big red flag to take over the world, so also. Yeah).

And it's interesting because it's a slower ramp up until Bill is desperate and threatens, uses violence, because that's what he's always used when it comes down to it, and an ultimatum is given. It wasn't just threats out of the gate; Bill DID try to speak to Ford (btw this is not me being like Ford should have spoken to Bill and it would be magically healthy, cause no matter how you slice it it's just a toxic mess tbh). Threats out of the gate would have been faster; there's over three weeks in the timeline, before Ford goes through the portal (althought we don't get too much context around exactly when everything occurs). That's a lot of time! But Bill didn't threaten Ford immediately. And I think part of that reason is because Bill expected Ford to speak to him, expected their relationship or at least their project to mean enough to Ford that Ford would speak to him and then continue their work, once his anger cooled off. And I think also part of it is because Bill cared about Ford, not that he'd admit it in the moment; but he'd rather Ford willingly be alongside him, then have to force him through threats to do the work on the portal. You see that, even after Ford spends 30 years trying to kill him and nearly even does, when he offers him during wierdmageddon to be a henchmaniac. Bill cares about Ford, wants Ford beside him. But then Ford continues to refuse to engage with him at all, and Bill realizes he's lost Ford, and progressively gets more desperate and angrier as he's still refused, and falls into the violence he usually uses, to get Ford to cooperate.

Anyhow it's one of those things that you wonder what would've happened if they DID speak, but that would ultimately be defying a big part of who Ford is... So in a way it's a juicy juicy tidbit to chew on, the implications beyond the writing on the sticky note.

Hi there!

I finally got around to request something for Bill ^⁠_⁠^

Could I get some Bill Cipher x reader headcanons during weirdmageddon? How would it look like being by his side as his s/o? I love this yellow triangle so much-

Have a nice day / night! <3

Being Bill Cipher's partner during Weirdmageddon! (GN Reader)

Notes: I'm surprised in all my time of being in the gravity falls fandom I've never written anything for it. I hope you enjoy!

Warnings: Unhealthy relationships

It’s all reliant on if we’re talking about canon Bill or a more fanon version where he’s capable of love. So I’ll write both!

Canon Bill would keep you around more as a plaything than a partner. A trophy, if you will. He’s taken over the world, the Pines were out of his hair, and all he needed now was a prize! And that little prize would be you! 

He will poke, push, and prod every one of your buttons until you give him a reaction. Getting angry towards him won’t do anything for you. It’ll just bring him to provoke you more.

Bill would give his henchmaniacs free rein to torment you as long as no fatal harm comes to your body.

Any privacy you thought you had is nonexistent. There are eyes everywhere. Literally!

Now, there’s another side I could imagine. It's a side that’s nicer but still nowhere near friendly. If you were a possible disciple of his, wanting to help him start the end of the world, you’d be treated slightly better. 

You’d be more like a servant than a trophy. He would give you more freedom in a way. Like sending you to do tasks that he can’t be bothered to do.

“Hey, disciple. Go run to the never ending forest dimension and send Mother Nature a message. She still owes me something.” There wouldn’t even be time for you to respond before he whisks you away with a snap of his fingers.

Now, moving on to a more romantic version of Bill!

Having been betrothed to the strongest being in the universe, you’ll be absolutely spoiled. Anything across the multiverse is yours. Bill can make it happen!

While he doesn’t need to sleep, he’ll set up a room just for you in the Fearamid. Ever seen a triangle-shaped bed? Well, now you have! The room would be decorated in the gaudiest decorations a demon could think of. I hope you like the color gold, you’ll be seeing it in your nightmares. The room would be soundproof as well. The party isn’t stopping just because Bill’s human needs some rest.

Affection with Bill won’t be typical by human standards. Rather than hugs and gentle touches, he’s a lot more aggressive. Punches on the arm, slaps on the back, and heavy-handed head rubs are more his style. But maybe if you beg, he’ll let you kiss one of his surfaces.

Trips to another dimension are always a fun date idea! You’ll be introduced to species and lands beyond your mortal comprehension. See anything you like here, go ahead and take it back to the Fearamid. What you want is yours to take!

Bill likes to go all out and party. He’s throwing the biggest and most chaotic wedding you’ll ever attend. Any guest that doesn’t bring a nice enough gift is either getting thrown into the worst dimension possible or turned to stone.

Good luck taking that ring off your finger, you’re bound to him for all of eternity!

something i find funny is that TDDWP’s billcheal dynamic is literally just:

> person A having a bad day and like talking about it and shit

> person A starts crying

> person A looks up during a pause, and person B’s just fucking standing there like

and they just fucking keep crying back and forth cause “if you cry im gonna cry” but they’re both already bawling their eyes out.