CPD Just Killed A Fifteen Year Old Child.

When you have blonde hair and "blue" (they're fucking green) eyes so now this one kid who looks like if draco malfoy did drugs and is literally that one white kid with the shit haircut insists you're russian and calls you a fucking nazi on top of refusing to respect your pronouns.

Best part is? You're polish.

Thank you for your service unnamed blue sheep and Jubilena or whatever your name was

I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

tax fraud bird

Sealand: *punches me*

My bones:

image credit: https://online.boneandjoint.org.uk/doi/full/10.1302/0301-620X.87B11.16737

AVA S2 COMES OUT ON SATURDAY

UNRELATED BUT I DREW THE DARK LORD AND HE LOOKS LIKE JACKSEPTICEYE

lil vent post

remind me again why i can't go christmas break without some good old memento mori

for my fellow psychotics who struggle with thinking someone is in their house, a method I’ve found that really works are these guys:

i put them on my front door and anytime it opens they ring. that way if i think someone has broken in or i see someone who isn’t there i can think back to if the bells have rung, and if they haven’t i can assure myself it’s not real. obviously it’s not fool proof, like if you are prone to auditory hallucinations, but it has really helped me calm down in time to avoid major psychotic breaks. it’s a real lifesaver

nonpsychotics encouraged to rb

Happy holidays everyone <3

TIL that my house's ceiling is as tall as Shaq.